The Week Of Page #6

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Look at this.

I am so happy you made it.

Congratulations.

You got quite a cousin here

or whatever he is to you.

Nice to meet you.

I hope everybody likes the hotel.

It's a Two Diamond.

So, yeah, my company worked on it

and it's fantastic.

If you have any problems,

you make sure and call me.

I left an emergency contact number

in every room.

Hey, no problem.

Psyched to be in New York City.

Capital of the world, y'all!

Actually, we're in Long Island,

which is an hour and 20 from the city.

Three hours with traffic.

Probably not gonna have time for that,

but next time you come, for sure.

- Yeah.

- Your father, is he here?

No, he's actually coming in tomorrow.

You know, work, work, work, right?

All right.

Looking forward to meeting the man.

Uh, room service is open till ten o'clock.

So enjoy that, guys. Great to meet you!

I played Linus and Sarah was Lucy.

That was tenth grade.

I remember that show. You were very good.

Wasn't he, Sarah?

They would rehearse right in her bedroom,

for hours on end!

Is that all you did?

Stop it, Iris. Please.

It's ancient history, just like he said.

Oh, yeah, definitely.

Jesus Christ, he is so pathetic.

I can't stand him.

He just won't leave.

His parents aren't even here now.

Do you want me to bang him?

'Cause I would totally bang him

if it would help just get him away

for a while.

It's okay.

Think about it.

Okay, so we have to decide what song

you're gonna come out to, okay?

I know.

It's like, we gotta do choreography,

we have to...

Oh, my God!

Um, my number four premolar

is a little sensitive to cold.

- Can you help me?

- I'm so happy you're here.

Of course. Are you calm?

Have you been reading Bad Feminist?

Yes, thank you, and I feel like

a better bad feminist for it.

Hi, I'm Robin.

- Oh, hi.

- My BFF.

This is Emily and Danielle from school.

- Hi, we've heard so much about you.

- Yes. So many stories.

It's so nice to meet you two.

It's good you're here.

This one could really use

some love right now.

Oh, no.

It's nothing,

especially with you guys here early.

- You are so tall in those shoes.

- Aw.

Guys, I've seen her in her dress already.

She is gorgeous

and she was just

so worried to me about it.

Aw, I can't wait to see it.

Oh, so we were talking

about the reception

and what song we should come out to

when we're introduced.

Oh, like one of those corny YouTube thing?

- It'll be fun.

- Right?

Um, so, our friend Kelly suggested

"Party Rock," LMFAO.

- Oh, that's lively.

- But I suggested Journey.

You know, "Don't Stop Believin'"?

My God, that is perfect.

See?

It's so obvious and so amazingly overdone.

Yeah, that would be hilarious.

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