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You may now kiss the bride.
From now on,|he'll take care of you...
and you'll take care of him.
He'll make you|big baloney sandwiches...
and you'll buy him new socks|and a white briefcase.
And you'll live happily ever after.
You're the luckiest girl|in the world, Barbie.
The luckiest girl in the world.
You are the luckiest girl|in the world.
And you look ten times better|than she did.
No, I don't.
This isn't gonna work.
Look at me.
You are exquisite.
You're the envy of your|future sister-in-law Janice...
I'd kill for Tracy's thighs."
But you have more|than great thighs.
You have the love|of a man named Tom.
said, "I can't believe|she picked me.
it's gonna last forever.
Oh, Mom, come here.
Hey, what are you doing?
You must call back later.|We're about to start.
Let's go. Inside.
Penny, stop flirting.|We're going in one.
- If you'll just follow me.|- Bye.
There we go.
Enjoy the wedding|from way back here.
Dark Tower demolished.
All right.|Places, everyone.
Todd, cut the fill lights.
Maestro, on three.
Excuse me, Mary. We can't find|the father of the bride.
That's okay. I got it.|Penny, send over the FOB.
I did, 15 minutes ago.
Cover me up north.|The FOB is MIA.
Oh, no, no, no.|Count to 100 and start again, okay?
Father, you're gonna|have to hold it.
Hey, guys, we're on.|Come on, put your jackets on.
I have a 20 on the FOB.
when she was a little girl.
like it was yesterday.
- Who are you?|- I'm the wedding planner.
Look, there's the wedding planner.
She must lead|such a romantic life.
No, I challenge you.|" Earwax" is two words.
- It's one.|- You're bluffing.
" Munch." Sixteen points.
Maria, I know I'm a pain in the neck.|I just want you to be happy.
but sometimes a father|has to take action.
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God!
If her mother was alive...
and she heard that,|she'd wish she was dead.
"Shaft." Twenty-two points.
Anyway, you know him.|Remember Massimo?
- The kid who ate mud?|- That's the one!
Why, this is the most|wonderful day of my life!
A man of my very own!
- You must bring me to him at once.|- No need.
- He's here?|- Yeah.
- He's here? He's here?|- Massimo.
- No, he didn't.|- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
You remember Massimo?
That mud did him good.
The last time I see you,|you were scrawny and ugly...
and your head was too big|for your body.
How nice. Thank you.
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