The Wedding Pact Page #4

plenty of offers.

- I seem to be attracted

to losers.

- Wait a minute.

Did she just call me a loser?

I haven't felt that awkward

since my first day of college.

- Here we go.

- Whoop! Yeah.

- College!

- All right!

Got in.

- Mitch.

- Oh.

I'm Dave.

- Hey.

Cool!

- Okay, all right.

This'll work.

Now that that's settled,

I'm gonna go take a whiz.

College!

- College.

O-ma-o-ma-my-ma...

O-ma-o-ma-my-ma...

- What the f...

Aah! Ohh!

Ohh!

Mitch?

A-are you all right?

- I'm fine.

Thank you.

- I thought I heard

a crash in there.

- Uh...

I just dropped

some change on the table.

I'm good.

- Honey, can you open

the door, please?

- Ohh...

Coming.

Ohh... Ooh.

See? All good.

- Actually,

I'm glad you're awake.

- Oh, really?

- My brother and his friends

are outside,

and he'd like to meet you.

- Your brother what?

- He'd like to meet you.

- Do you think

that's a good idea?

I mean, he seems...

Pretty busy with the boys

and all.

- Laura! Get your sorry butt

out here with your friend now.

- Rudy, don't push me!

Mitch is getting dressed

and will be out in a minute!

Sorry.

- That's okay.

- If you could...

If you could just get dressed

and come out with me,

it would be really great.

- I'll be out in a sec.

- Okay.

I'm dead!

- I knew about you

as soon as I met you.

- As did I you, sir.

- Sir.

- Sir?

Well, look out, everybody.

Here comes sir Rudy!

- Well, I gotta get going.

Got a long drive ahead of me.

- Hey, listen, we are gonna

be out in Zuma

in the next couple weeks.

If you need any help,

you call.

Deal?

- Deal.

- Ah!

- ah!

And thanks for

that all-American burger.

- You're welcome.

- I know he can be

an obnoxious jerk.

But he's my brother.

- It's family.

Hey, Laura,

thank you for everything.

And take care of yourself.

- You too, darling.

Now, go find Elizabeth.

Have your friend call me.

- Will do.

- So hot,

look at that body

ooh, girl

I'm gonna do

something naughty

Strawberries and cream.

If you know this...

Listen, babe, wait.

Yello?

- Hey, man.

- Oh, hey, man!

Where are you?

- Texas.

- Texas?

Only two things in Texas...

and you're not a steer.

- How's it going?

You got a number for me?

- Sorry, but you're really...

Not gonna like this.

- Aw, dude,

after the night I had,

it's not even gonna matter.

Just shoot.

Yeah, she doesn't

live in, um, San Diego.

She lives in Hawaii.

- Hawaii?

- Yeah, dude, Hawaii.

But look, you can do this.

- How am I gonna get

to Hawaii?

Is there a boat?

- No, dude.

Not unless you want to

spend $5,000.

But you can take a flight.

What the...

- I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what.

I will book you... come here.

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