The Wedding Pact Page #2

the right thing to do, man.

- That is because I'm the ying

to your Yang.

Oh!

- What?

Oh, my... dude.

- Happy Birthday.

- Come on!

- Mm-hmm.

- You kept this?

- Ten years, man.

How you holding up?

- Eh.

Man, if she only waited,

we would have been great

together.

- Yeah, I know.

- Eh. Stupid to think

a girl like her

can go ten years

and not find somebody.

I mean, it's not like

I didn't try.

I mean, I scoured

the Internet, you know?

Facebook, Twitter...

nothing.

This woman's off the grid.

Thank you.

- Well, what if I told you...

- oh, my God,

who ordered the cabo?

Seriously,

I said bottom shelf, guys!

You know what?

I bet you it was damn Carl.

- Dude, would you stop?

In two seconds,

you're not even

gonna care about that.

- Yeah, that I'd like.

- Then this you'll love.

You sitting down?

- Yeah, Dave.

I'm sitting down.

- Okay, okay.

She never got married.

- No way.

- Yes, way!

- No, no, no, 'cause I read

in the alumni mag...

are you messing with me?

- I'm not messing with you.

- Don't mess with me.

- I'm not messing with you.

In fact, I'm trying to help you.

I read the same thing too.

But I called the alumni office.

She never got married.

This is her last known

address in San Diego.

- San Diego.

Happy Birthday!

It's meant to be, man!

- This might be meant to be.

- This is really meant to be.

- This might be meant to be.

- I'll drink to that.

- Mmm!

- Oh, my God.

Ugh...

- Give me my change!

Dude, there's such better

Mexican in this town.

Why do you keep going

to this dump?

- 'Cause it's got...

it's fiesta hour.

We got, you know,

free drinks.

- Uhh... But it's... ugh.

So what are you gonna do?

- Be honest?

Probably same thing

I've always done... nothing.

- Can I be honest?

That's stupid, man.

Come on... go after the girl!

- She lives a long way away,

and I am terrified of flying.

- Then drive.

- What about my job?

- You hate your job.

- What about my fish?

- I'll feed your fish.

- What about my plants?

- I'll water 'em.

- What if she

doesn't love me back?

- Well, what if she

love me back?

- All right.

You're an animal.

- Come on, man.

What if she does?

You'll never know unless

you get in this car

and go find out.

Yo, yo!

Thanks for the cocktails!

- Carl?

- Yeah.

- Douche.

- Douche.

- We're heading to val's.

You and your buddy wanna come?

- Yeah, Mitch, come on.

Come for a night cap.

- Yeah, Mitch.

Come!

- I'm gonna have to pass.

- What, do you got something

better to do?

- Yes, I do.

I'm going to San Diego.

Yeah! All right!

I'll come.

- Riding a narrow road

under skies so blue

hiding that I am

I'm searching for you

along the passersby

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