The Village Barbershop Page #2

Well it's implied.

How do you spell your last name?

- Excuse me?

Your last name, so my attorney

can file a lawsuit.

Haven't you hear of

gender discrimation?

You said I'm qualified, then you

told this douchebag I had the job

now I don't because I am a woman.

- What?

You can't discriminate against

me based on my sex.

This'll do.

Well, I'm gonna head to the court

now, to file that lawsuit.

Good luck with your

books, Art Leroldi.

Hey baby.

Why can't you park in the lot?

- I gotta to talk to you.

Yeah, I gotta talk

to you too.

You wanna go first?

- You wanna shut this thing off?

I guess...

I'm not sure how to say this,

but I met someone.

We're gettin' married.

What?

- I know, sh*t's crazy, right?

What's your news?

- Are you f***ing kidding me?

Anything else I need to know?

- Yeah, uh...

I'm gonna need

the trailer back.

Alright... Whatever.

I'll be back, get your sh*t

outta my trailer!

Good morning.

- Oh, yeah...

I'm gonna have

you start here.

I can't hire anybody until

I get this junk cleaned up.

Hellooo?

- He's on time.

Who's on time?

Look, I'm gonna try couple

people first first.

I want 200 for the

books, cash, today.

Alright, Stanley, you paying attention?

- Yes, sir.

Think you can do that?

- Yeah, yeah.

Spread your feet apart,

you need some balance.

No, no you go against the green,

otherwise you're not cutting.

Who the hell is this kid?

- It's OK Johnny, relax.

Give me that!

It's about confidence.

There you go.

Love the feeling of a close shave.

- You gotta nice touch there honey.

Art, I'm gonna want her

to shave me from now on.

I think I got it, now.

No Stan, you don't got it.

- I don't got it?

Do you need this

smock back?

I gotta... step out

for a few minutes.

You want us to write you a check?

- I said cash.

Well, business hasn't picked up.

- You better hope it does.

You're 1700$ in the whole.

I'll figure out a way to

get you the cash.

You don't gotta figure

out a thing, alright?

Come again?

For now, I'm your

new partner.

Oh, it's my lucky day.

921 dollars? That's

nuts. There's no way.

Johnny, I need some pantyhoes

and hurry up, we're gonna be late.

One second.

Hey, Art.

- Give me couple of the nasty ones.

Keep the change.

He was before

me, Jim.

Thanks.

- Yeah.

There you go.

Jimmy, you're still out

of whipped cream.

For crying out loud...

Good morning.

- Of course.

This is where you're gonna work.

This station here.

There you go,

that's for you.

It's kinda frumpy, but

It'll do, for now. Thanks.

Excuse me.

Haircuts are 8 dollars.

I'll go the lunch from 1 to 2,

you'll go to lunch from 12 to 1.

Any questions?

- Do I have to go from 12 to 1?

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