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Say I'm not letting go

But what is the world

That we cling to it's old

Did we fall up or down?

Once we were sure

But not anymore

You know what to do

Oh it's coming around

Still you are invest

'Cause you want

what comes next

So you (mumbles)

Thanks y'all, my

name's Mike O'Malley,

I'll be your entertainment

for at least the next hour.

I promise it'll be

relatively painless.

(voices talking over each other)

[Voiceover] It's Friday.

[Voiceover] I want wine.

It's a wine kind

of night for me.

Okay, okay, I think wine

is for other weeknights.

What's the best

shot and beer combo

I can get for 10 bucks?

They're on the board.

I was halfway out the woods

And things were looking good

A herd of goats and babies

And a fence made out of wood

And horticulture's

not my thing

But mercy me you

had a pretty garden

Hey.

Hi.

You're...

Margaret.

Writer, right?

Yeah.

Sometimes.

Yeah, Brett.

I remember.

Yep.

My wife is grabbing

a table in the back

if you wanna join.

It's gonna get pretty

slammed in here later.

I'm meeting a friend.

Gotcha.

Well, we're not on

a date or anything,

so we're meeting friends

too if you change your mind.

Okay.

You should totally hang.

(cheering)

Hi.

Hey, who are you?

This is Brett.

Hi.

Hi.

I was just inviting

Margaret to come join

me and my wife in the back.

A few other friends are coming.

Cool.

Let's do it.

Okay?

Sure.

Cool.

I'm gonna go put my sh*t down.

(murmuring)

Sure.

(cheers)

It's the first coat he

ever bought for himself

as an adult.

No it's not.

I bought the last

one you replaced

with your mother,

who probably bought all the

others ones before that.

I picked some out.

(laughter)

I have bought a coat.

I don't believe you,

but it sounds like

you're just a Ken doll.

I picked the red one,

the one we just donated.

The ugly ski jacket.

It's not ugly, and plus

it was only 15 bucks.

One more.

Oh no.

Someone paid you 15

bucks to take it from them?

One more, Margaret.

No.

He'll keep up this refrain

all night if you let him.

(cheering)

Yeah, it's Friday!

Friday.

[Cass] It's Friday!

It's Friday.

Cheers.

Yeah (mumbles) I don't

have anything, guys.

Yay.

Two more, two more.

[Cass] Two more!

Okay!

Come on girls, Taco Time.

Taco Time.

Oh ho, so Taco Time!

(cheering and chattering)

How am I supposed to

know what you look like?

Oh, of course.

Of course you do them.

Okay, fine.

(gentle music playing)

Hi, good morning.

Can I help you

find a table or...

Did you eat?

Did I eat?

Yeah, I waited just

in case you hadn't.

I didn't want to be rude.

Is this table

okay for you both?

Um, yeah.

Sorry.

Nothing to be sorry about,

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