The Ups and Downs of a Handyman Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1976
- 100 min
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Disgraceful.
Thank goodness we haven't anybody
like her in the village.
- Yes, yes, all right Fred, that's fine,
now come on, come on,
out, out, out.
Fred, the book please unless
you're keeping it for evidence.
- Oh, I don't want this filth.
- How would you like me?
- (laughs) Well,
I thought I'd like to take
a nice art study.
- Oh, all right.
- I'll get ready.
(manic comical music)
There you are, Arthur,
now you fix the lights.
- The lights, yes, fix the
lights, uh, oh yes.
Ohh!
(manic comical music)
- Now what?
How's that?
- Oh, Arthur, you are a naughty man.
(both laugh)
- And, uh, perhaps a little leg?
- How's that?
- Well, now, I wonder, do you think we,
could we be a little more daring?
- How do you mean?
- Could you take your skirt off?
- All right, but you turn your back first.
- All right.
- You may turn around now.
Is this all right?
- It's wonderful.
- Well, when are you going
to take a photo?
- I've got to get everything right.
There's an art in taking
a good photograph.
Oh, oh.
- Well, I'm sure you know best.
- That's right my dear.
- Are you ready now?
Well, what do you think?
- Uh, I'm not sure.
- Well, suppose I took my blouse off.
- Yes, yes, I think that would work.
- I'll have a look.
- Well, Arthur?
- I'm still not happy.
- Well, what do you think
I should do?
- What do you think?
- Well, perhaps I should
take everything off.
- That would help,
yes, yes, that would be it.
- All right.
(manic comical music)
- That's it, that's it.
I'm ready, I'm ready!
- Hang on, Arthur.
You need this to flash with.
(flash blows up)
(cows mooing)
- Hello.
Are you looking for something?
- Uh, yeah, Elgin farm, love?
I've been chasin' around
all over the place,
but there are no sign
posts or anything.
- Well, I think you've, uh,
found what you're looking for,
haven't you?
Or haven't you?
- I beg your pardon?
- Elgin Farm, that's what
you're looking for, isn't it?
- Uh, yeah, that's right,
I'm a bit late already.
- Hmm, you must be the new handyman.
- That's right, yeah.
- I bet Mummy can't wait to meet you.
- Come on, I'll show you.
- No, no, hang on there.
Don't you think you'd
better get dressed first?
- What's the matter, don't
you like me the way I am?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, nice.
But, uh, well, uh, it's just
I don't think you're mother
would like me turning up with
you dressed like that, do you?
- Mmm, maybe you're right, she
is a bit of an old dragon.
- Hang on, don't I need my tools?
- Your tools, I suppose you
can't do anything
without them, can you?
- Oh.
- Right, here you are,
then, this is the barn
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