The Unseen Page #4

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clean out of pork rinds.

I know I ordered 4 more

boxes like normal.

Want me to show you how to order...

Dang Mr. C...

look like you've seen

a ghost, are you alright?

Want me to get you some water or

one of them dramamine pills?

Anyone come to see the store?

No. No sir.

Just be sure to let me know

if anyone comes around.

Yes sir.

You got one flying right there by your head...

Here you go Jasper.

That's what I'm talking about.

- Six bucks do ya?

- Yep.

Boys. Bear, let's go.

- See ya Jasper.

- Thank you fellas.

It's hot out!

What's the matter baby,

didn't see no gooey green men?

Shut your hole.

Hey, come here now.

You know I got you something

special up at the store.

You seen this one yet?

Oh sugar pie!

Why are you so good to me?

Elvis Presley was born a triplet.

Hey, how did I miss that!?

Oh, well that explains a whole lot don't it.

Sure does.

Hey good looking.

You scared me half to death.

I'm sorry about earlier.

I just don't know why you stay here.

What? And miss glares like those?

Heavens no.

Well, you know...

we could... I mean I could...

You could pick me up at 8

and take me for a little walk.

Okay?

I need to tire myself out.

You're awfully brave.

Well, I just do what I want.

Well, look at this god damn mess.

- What a surprise.

- I'm cleaning.

- Hey Sammy.

- Hey Kathleen.

- Want a beer?

- Yep.

That's a nice shirt you got on.

Feel it. It's soft.

I like your shirt too Kathleen.

It feels good.

You sure do like Kathleen don't you.

- Kathleen?

- Yeah baby?

Is there something wrong with my shirt?

No sweet cakes there's nothing wrong with it.

We got to get Sammy a lady friend.

I hope she's nice and sweet like Kathleen is to me.

So what's going on with Roy.

You two were acting a might bit

peculiar up at the store.

Hey we all used to be best friends!

Harold and Roy, those two was like

two ticks on a dog!

Didn't I tell you to clean this mess up!

I'm doing it now.

Now you ain't going out on the porch tonight.

Well I'll be, you all stayed in touch?

Why don't you just forget about Roy Clemens.

I think I'm getting hungry.

Why don't you have you some potatoes.

Okay.

Here, I'll open up the "potatoes" for you.

And don't forget your "butter."

I got it right here.

I don't know why you do that!

- Why I do what?

- Don't worry about it baby.

Who's talking to you Sammy?

No one.

Dammit Earl!

This can opener goes

in this drawer right here!

Sorry. I forgot.

- Hey Earl?

- Yeah?

You want some of my potatoes?

They're good.

Um... no.

- Okay.

- You have them.

Harold, what are you eating?

Don't you ever feed this boy at your house?

No she don't.

Well, I got me some of this venison.

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