The United States of Leland Page #3
and bring your books up to the front.
Hey, where were you, B?
I was kinda wondering...
Maybe I could keep this
and do some writing in my room?
Unfortunately, I can't allow you
to take anything out of a class.
But I'll keep it up
here safe for you.
Hey, um... I'm jealous.
- When did you go to Italy?
- My dad lives in Paris.
So sometimes,
we travel together.
I guess I'll see you tomorrow.
You're the one that killed
that retarded kid, huh?
Was it some kind of
devil worship thing?
What did you do to your hand?
I stabbed myself.
If you're going for suicide,
I'd say try the stomach or somethin'.
I just wanted to know
what it felt like.
I bet it hurt.
Should've just asked me, devil boy,
I would have saved you some trouble.
The journal goes down the front of your
pants, the pencil goes in your sock.
Thanks.
I'm just glad to see
somebody's writing.
Er, Pearl?
Can I ask you a question?
It's about your name.
You're wondering, why Pearl?
- You like basketball?
- Sure.
Well, in the '70s, there was this guy
who played for the Knicks.
His name was Earl Monroe.
His nickname was The Pearl.
- Earl the Pearl?
- Earl the Pearl, right.
Well, my parents
were in Queens then.
My mom was a dancer.
She hated sports.
But somehow my dad talked her into going
to check out a game at the Garden.
It just turns out that it's
Earl the Pearl's night.
Cat went off,
dropped 33 points on the Celtics.
After the game, all my mom could do
was talk about how watching him play
was like watching a dance recital,
because he moved like poetry...
- Hey! Hey! Break it up!
- Outta my way, man!
Anyway, when I was a kid,
that was pretty much
all the story I got.
But a couple of Christmases ago,
I'm knocking a few back with my dad.
And he embellishes.
So, after the game,
they went back to Queens.
Well, thankfully,
my dad spared me the details here.
But um... the condom broke.
And nine months later, whoops.
- Here comes Pearl.
- Here comes Pearl.
Trust me, the sock.
I know what they
want from me.
They want a reason, something to tie up
with a little Bow and bury in the back yard.
Bury it down so deep,
it's like it never happened.
They want me to
say how I'm so sorry
and it was my mom's fault,
or maybe it was
my dad's fault,
or it happened because
some junk like that.
Not even when you
were a little kid?
whether there was angels or not?
Maybe when I was a little kid.
My grandmother died
when I was real little.
with my mom or...
...played with myself
or something,
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