
The Ugly Dachshund
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- Year:
- 1966
- 93 min
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[Fanfare plays]
[Up-tempo music plays]
[Rooster crows]
7-8-9, uh... 7-8-9...
Fran, I'm calling the doctor.
Everything all right?
FRAN:
Yes, dear,but we'd better hurry.
Yeah, all right, honey,
just remain calm.
DR. PRUITT:
Hello?- Hello? Yeah, Doc...
- Hello? Who's calling?
Hang on just one second.
DR. PRUITT:
Hello? Hello? Who is this?
Doc, it's Mark Garrison.
- I hate to wake you up but...
- Is she feeling any pain?
Yeah, it's starting. She thinks
it'll be pretty soon now.
DR. PRUITT:
I thinkyou'd better get over here.
We're on our way, Doc.
Thanks.
DR. PRUITT:
Bye, Mark.Hey, honey,
I got Doc Pruitt.
around front.
FRAN:
All right, dear.Morning, Mr. Garrison.
You're up pretty...
[Engine revs, tires squeal]
...early.
[Tires squeal]
Take it easy, now...
steady.
I'll get the door for you,
Mr. Garrison.
No, I got it.
So this is the morning,
huh, Mrs. Garrison?
Mrs. Garrison.
Just let me know when
you want to hike your order.
[Tires squealing]
You're not worried,
are you, honey?
No, but I wish
we were there.
Yeah...
[Engine revs]
Only a couple minutes
more now, honey.
[Siren wails]
Oh, boy.
That's just great.
Mark, we can't stop now.
Yeah...
The hospital!
[Siren wails]
Well, now,
that's what I call service.
[Tires squeal]
Okay, on the ball!
We got a special delivery.
All right, let's get going!
Come on, go get a stretcher.
Well, how do you like that?
[Engine revs]
Be careful, sweetheart.
All right, what's the big i...
Oh, Officer,
I can't thank you enough.
in time without you.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Officer.
Oh, Dr. Pruitt!
Now, now, everything's
going to be all right.
Don't worry. I'll take her.
[Door closes]
- A dog?
- [Whistles]
Well, yeah. Yeah.
I thought you knew, Officer.
You see, this is the first time
my wife's had pups.
I mean, the dog has had pups,
and I... she gets...
[Both laugh]
- Well, how do you like that?
- Yeah, yeah.
[Laughter continues]
Boy, wait till the boys hear
about this one.
[Laughing]
A dog. [Laughs]
I certainly appreciate
everything you've done, Officer.
My wife was pretty nervous.
You know how women get
at a time like this.
Yeah, don't they always?
Yeah. Couldn't see it myself...
coming to the hospital and all.
Way I remember it,
dogs were, uh...
they had their puppies
at home in a...
in a basket or a closet.
Yeah, mine had hers
in a bureau drawer...
right in my shirts.
- Is that a fact? [Chuckles]
- Yeah.
How about that?
Thanks for your trouble,
Officer.
No trouble at all.
Now, just a minute here, now.
Let's see what we got here.
We got 60 in a 35...
- Now, wait a minute, I don't...
...crossing a center line...
- I followed it around, honest.
...running a boulevard stop...
I did stop! I did, I did!
No, sir, you only slowed down.
in a hospital zone.
Well, I'm sure I wasn't doing
any more than, uh, 40.
- 40?
- Yeah.
Okay.
40 miles per hour
in a 25-mile zone.
Do you have
a driver's license, sir?
- Oh...
- [Laughs]
- Left it home.
- Yeah.
It's understandable
in an emergency like this.
By golly, a fellow
gets up in the morning,
puts the first clothes on he can
find, never checks his pockets.
- [Laughs] Happens every time.
- Mm-hmm.
No operator's license.
This your car, sir?
Well, of course it's my car.
What's your name, sir?
Mark Garrison.
Your address?
336 North Bowling Green Drive.
- Your business address?
- The same.
I work at home.
I'm an artist.
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