The Trip to Spain Page #2

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- Ah,.

- Bueno,.

- Thank you, gracias.

What did you say to him?

- I said it's charming, charming

that his mother made it.

You know, up at Leo's.

- What's happening in New York?

- I've been seeing a lot of Mischa.

You remember Mischa?

- The girl you were seeing

when we were in Italy?

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- You're seein' her again?

Didn't she get, she got...

- I, I'm in love with her.

- Thought she got married.

- She is married.

- Oh.

- Um, I know, it's not right,

because it's not ideal.

- Carry on, take your time.

Give me details.

- It's not ideal, but we

just bumped into each other

and, uh, and you know, we just,

you could tell it was just there.

I smiled, I gave her one

of my smiles, and, uh...

- Well, I mean, you don't

have to say any more.

One of those smiles.

- Then like an anchovy, she

just wiggled into my net again.

- Is it exciting?

- It is exciting, but it's

not like the first time.

It's not like I don't know her.

It's like we've rekindled what

we had before and it's so...

- It's still exciting.

- Oh, yeah, it is.

- Us, you lose excitement

when you're married.

I'll tell you that.

- Yeah, well, you can't have everything.

The thing is you can't have everything.

- You can't have everything.

- You can't have everything.

- That's my mantra, you

can't have everything.

- Yeah.

- When people complain

no, yeah, make a choice.

- Very, I, I couldn't agree

more, couldn't agree more.

- I have a young family.

For a man of my age, my kids are young.

- Yeah, how old's your wife?

- 43.

- Mm-hmm.

You just got those kids in,

just squeezed 'em in quick then?

- Yeah, yeah.

I'm not going the full Mick

Jagger and having them at,

he's having another one at 72.

- Ah, that's tough then.

- Ever met him?

- I have.

- I was at a party.

I was leaving, and I

heard from the balcony,

"Rob, Rob."

- Rob, hey, uh, Rob, Rob.

- Only, well, he didn't do the full,

and I looked up, and he went,

"Don't throw those bloody spears at me."

I said, what?

He goes, "Don't throw

those bloody spears at me."

- Yeah, uh, no, no.

- He was doing Michael Caine.

- I know, I know, but what you find

is that he speaks like, sometimes he,

so it's sorta like that

it's actually quite posh.

And sometimes he's quite,

such that you can say

that he's quite actually

sort of public school thing

going on, you know, and then

he goes sorta deep like that.

But, um, but uh, and uh.

You know, you got that whole

sort of, um, the peacock thing.

- Sorry.

- Sorry.

- He went, "Don't throw

those bloody spears at me."

And I went, oh, you're Michael Caine.

So I looked up at him and I said,

I've told you before, if

you're not gonna sing,

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