The Transfiguration Page #2

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- No my grandfather, he's pretty awful.

I mean I guess the best

thing about him is that,

is that he's slow so he

can't catch me that often.

- Catch you?

- Yeah he's a violent motherf***er.

Put a cigarette out on me last week.

I almost went to the cops.

- Well,

guess you don't like your grandpa much.

- Yeah it's f***ed up.

(siren blaring)

- Where's your dad?

- He's dead, they're both dead.

- On.

Mine too.

- Really?

- Yeah, my dad died when I was like eight,

but he got sick when I was like six.

I mean it was, it took a

long time for him to die,

but when he did die it was

like a release you know?

He was yelling and screaming all the time.

- Jesus.

- Yeah, it is what it is.

(train rattling)

It's just, I bet the vampires in Twilight

aren't very realistic.

- There's no such thing

as a realistic vampire.

- There is.

I mean more realistic.

I mean, vampires don't twinkle.

- Okay so what are vampires like?

- Well, I think it starts

with drinking blood,

like you have a need to.

It's like when you have

a cut on your finger

when you're a little kid

and you're sucking on it

but eventually that's not good enough

so you switch to animals

and stuff like that

and then you know, people.

And well you change a lot

after the first person you kill

and you change a lot more

after, after one after another.

But I think when you first

start oft being a vampire

all the stuff you see in the

movies doesn't really matter.

Like you can go out in the

sun and you can eat garlic.

I don't even think the

church stuff is even true,

like maybe it's a

religious vampire you know?

And I don't think you get bit,

I think it's like a disease you get.

- Wow.

Which book is this?

- It's not a book it's

just how I think it is.

Vampires existed before books did.

- Well the sun kills them in True Blood.

- I did not watch that show,

it did not look like it was

gonna be realistic at all.

- Oh my god you should it's so good

and this one, in this one episode,

the vampire that makes Eric

starts feeling like really

bad about what he does

so he kills himself, he like

goes up on a roof I think

and then the sun comes

up and just kills him.

- I mean it could be true

but I don't think a

vampire can kill himself.

- [Sophie] Why not?

- I don't know it's

like an animal instinct.

- So, they get to live forever?

- Maybe.

I don't know yet.

- Do you go to their graves'?

- No.

I don't go to my mom's grave,

I wouldn't even know where to go.

- [Sophie] What do you mean?

- [Milo] My brother handled everything

and he doesn't like to talk about it.

- [Sophie] You didn't go to the funeral'?

- [Milo] No, they said I shouldn't.

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