The Toxic Avenger Page #2

Melvin, I want to do it with you.

What?

Do it!

Do what?

Do it, Melvin, do it!

Do it? Okay.

Wait a minute.

I got a great idea, Melvin.

We'll go down by the pool.

Afferwards we can taker a cool dip.

Alright.

There's one other little thing, Melvin.

You're not wearing pink.

- Pink?

- It's my favorite color.

I have my pink on.

So, I brought this for you.

- But this is sissy stuff.

- Melvin, pink makes me so hot.

- It does.

- Yes.

If you put on your pink,

I'll take off my pink.

- I love pink!

- Hurry up, I'll be waiting.

And bring your mop.

- Julie?

- Here I am, Melvin.

It's so dark in here,

where are you? I can't see you

Right here, Melvin. Come here.

My lips are waiting for you, Melvin.

Whoa, put your arms around me.

Oh, Julie!

Quick turn on the light!

You're so soft, Julie.

Baaa.

Ooh!

Ooh, he doesn't

look very good to me.

Aaahh!

He's faking it, Julie!

I think he's in trouble.

Julie, if he can't take a joke, stinks.

Get back! Get back!

Get out of here!

Aaaaahhh!

Melvin on fire!

Melvin, dear, are you alright?

Is anything the matter?

Oh, my feet!

Aaahhh!

Are you okay?

Melvin, dear, are you alright?

Grrrr!

My little Melvin! He must

have finally reached puberty.

Grrrr!

One. Two.

Three. Four.

When we lay this wad on, old Clancy.

The boss is going to

have him by the balls.

I don't think old Clancy

will take the money.

Everyone says he's an honest cop.

If he don't take the dough,

I'm gonna give him a blow.

Ha ha!

A pair of knuckles.

If it ain't, Cigar Face. What are

you and your friends up to?

We brought you a little

present from the boss.

Here.

No way.

You're wasting your time.

No. That's where you're wrong.

You're wasting your time.

Now we're going to waste you!

Ow!

Now you're going to find out

why they call me Cigar Face.

Aaahh!

Get him!

Come on!

What the matter, Clancy?

Get him!

Thes cops are all alike!

A bunch of faggots!

What do you say, shall

I blow his nose off or what?

Boss says if he doesn't

want to cooperate,

we should make love to him.

Well, whatever the boss says, goes.

No, please!

No, I got a family!

Say your prayers, copper!

Oh, sh*t!

Could that be the,

O'Shanahee boy back from school.

No! No!

Grrr!

Ow!

Aaahhh!

Aaaahhhh!

Aaahhh!

I'll get you for this,

you monster f*ggot!

Grrrr!

Don't worry. I won't hurt you.

I don't know what came over me.

I just couldn't control myself.

I've never done anything

like this before.

Bye.

Quiet! Quiet!

Quiet. You'll will raise your hand

and you will ask one

question at a time.

Exactly where did it happen?

It happened in Shinbone Alley.

These three guys were

going to kill me, see.

And then of nowhere comes

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