The Throwaways Page #4

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I'm probably best known for CVE-2010-1807.

But, you know, my passion is for Boolean

operations and complex adaptive systems.

- So, you know, it's natural that...

- Drew!

Christ's sakes, show 'em, will ya?

Just show 'em!

So, I'm just gonna show you guys.

Name someone you actively dislike.

Christopher F. Langstrom.

For someone with his clearance,

that was embarrassingly easy.

Current tax return has him living

on Glen View Terrace in Herndon, Virginia.

It turns out you were correct.

He is a world-class douche bag,

he was actually

diagnosed with Narcissistic

Personality Disorder.

How did you get his password so quickly?

Well, he uses

an NSA type 2 encryption,

which he thinks is safe,

but, really, there's a known vulnerability.

And he's e-mailed himself

all his passwords,

so if you guys want to drain

his bank account, we can do that.

What else can you do?

Uh, we could turn his phone

into a listening device,

or a live camera feed.

Look, now I have his real-time location,

and control over his vehicle.

Three lines of code

and I could send his car into a brick wall.

So, what do you guys think?

Should we kill this f***er?

Yeah? Murder, anyone?

Tell you what. Let's see the system.

Looks like he's got another Gmail account.

This one he uses for numerous affairs

with female staffers.

She's cute.

So, what do you think?

You want him divorced or fired?

I'm tempted.

Yeah, you don't have to raise your... Yes?

I will do mission on one condition.

You never go in my mail, okay?

Because sometimes

I have e-mailed pictures that are jokes.

Not photos that turn me on, photos that

turn very strange people on, understand?

I'm driving this crap of junk?

It's for surveillance, not for racing.

Pick one.

Go in.

I'm good. Shotgun.

No, I have pistol.

No, I mean, I

called the front seat.

Speaking of shotguns,

where's the heavy weapons?

Can't I at least get an FIM-92?

A what?

A bazooka, man. A bazooka.

You're not getting a goddamn bazooka.

Would you rather be

the guy who has one and doesn't need it,

or the guy who needs one

but doesn't have it?

You're giving me a headache. Get in.

You should at least

give me some grenades, man.

Uh-uh. No, no, no.

Put it down, put it down.

Not for geeks, it's for agents, okay?

It's none of your business.

Sir, are you sure about this?

No.

I can't find the Pantheon key,

but the code did give me

a line on who patched the back-door.

I've got no name or photo,

but I was able to track the IP address

of whoever patched

the back-door to this location.

This is a skinhead bar.

Great. Any chance we get, let's mix it up.

- Excuse me?

- These guys are nee-Nazis, right?

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