The Third Half Page #3

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That was amazing! I still

don't get how they made it.

It wasn't a real monkey,

it was just a dummy.

A giant dummy falling off a

building with a life-size blonde

in his hand? - Come on Jamilia!

All monkeys fall for blondes!

- What's happened?

- My heel. I think it's broken.

Here they are! Two rolls of

first class leather.

- We have a deal now?

- What deal?

?hat do you mean

"what deal'? Keep one"

and use the other one to

make boots for our team.

- Don't worry, they're brand new.

- That's exactly what worries me.

- What's this?

- What?

- An Army seal.

- What Army?

The Mexican Army!

Don't play dumb with me!

It's the seal of the

Royal Serbian Guard.

Do you know what will happen

to this store if they find stolen

- military property in here?

- Come on! You could cut off

that piece and make

the boots with the rest.

Cut the crap, Count!

Don't teach me my business!

Keep an eye on the store.

And try not to nick anything!

- You again?!

- Oh, hello Miss Ramona!

Let's go! - Don't make a

fuss! Yt'll only take a minute.

I'll wait outside. There's no

fresh air in here... Bumpkin!

One customer less. What

can I do for the other?

- I'd like to have my heel repaired.

- Your heel? We're heel experts!

Who made these? Yt'll take

a bit of time to fix them.

In the meantime, why don't we

go for a coffee? - Yn that case.

- I'll come by some other time.

- Well, how about I lend you

another pair of shoes, so you

don't go home barefoot? And I'll

- deliver these ones tomorrow.

- That's kind of you, but...

How about these ones?

They're so chic!

- Italian stilettos. Very expensive.

- On the house!

Such beautiful stockings

don't belong in slippers.

A footballer, a decorator,

a cobbler... What next?

Next is why don't you

walk these shoes over

to our stadium sometime?

We practice every afternoon.

Rumor has it you always lose.

You done? - I'm coming

Jamilla! Give me a break'.

Hustler!

So when can I pick up my shoes?

I'll bring them to you.

Just say where.

And if I don't say where,

will I get to keep these?

Only if we walk

them together sometime.

To that muddy stadium? Ys that

the best you can offer a lady?

How about a movie? There's

one with a giant monkey.

It's not a real monkey it's a

dummy. Like a giant doll, get it?

Sure. A doll. Just like you.

I stroll down the promenade

every Thursday afternoon.

- Praised be Jesus.

- Forever, amen.

How are you feeling, Mother?

The doctor said you can't

eat solid food anymore,

so Ive made you a little broth.

We both know Ive never

been much of a cook.

I found the recipe

in a newspaper...

What happened with

the newspaper?

What do you mean?

They bring us newspapers

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