The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Page #3

LUDA MAE:

Something like this comes along, it makes folks realize

how crazy the world is out there.

KEMPER:

Right. Would you mind calling the Sheriff, ma'am?

LUDA MAE:

It's gonna cost you

MORGAN:

You want some pig?

ERIN:

Big brothers.

PEPPER:

I just feel so disgusting.

LUDA MAE:

Oh, there's about 6 about them counting the dead one. Poor thing. It's awful.

Well, why don't you ask them yourself? Right.

Where did you say you found her again?

KEMPER:

Ma'am, I already told you. About 10 minutes west of here.

LUDA MAE:

About 5 miles west.

KEMPER:

Ma'am, excuse me. When is the Sheriff gonna be here?

LUDA MAE:

Sheriff said he's headed over to the old Crawford Mill.

KEMPER:

I'm sorry. The what?

LUDA MAE:

The old Crawford Mill. He wants to know if you wouldn't mind driving over there to make your report.

KEMPER:

Yes. Yes, we goddamn mind.

MORGAN:

I'm sorry, but how often do girls just blow their heads off in this sh*t-hole town?

KEMPER:

All right, just calm down, OK?

Let me... I'm sorry. I apologize.

But, ma'am, I don't understand.

Why the hell won't the Sheriff just come out here?

LUDA MAE:

Didn't say. He said it would be about 2 hours before he could get here.

KEMPER:

We're not gonna drive around this town with a dead girl in the back of our van!

LUDA MAE:

Young man... what you do is your own business.

KEMPER:

Come on. Get in.

ERIN:

I just want to go home, OK?

KEMPER:

That's fine.

PEPPER:

It's starting to stink back here.

MORGAN:

No worse than the inside of that f***ing store.

Did you smell that nasty beef sh*t?

ANDY:

Oh, my God.

PEPPER:

Ohh!

KEMPER:

Guys.

Hello!

Hello?

Ain't no Sheriff here.

MORGAN:

I think we should drop off the body and get the hell out of her.

KEMPER:

Maybe we should vote on it.

ERIN:

Kemper, no.

MORGAN:

Why not, Erin? It is a democracy.

ERIN:

Well, how would you like it if we just dumped your body out here?

MORGAN:

I'm sorry. Nobody asked her to blow her head off in our van.

KEMPER:

My van.

ANDY:

I say we dump her.

PEPPER:

Pig.

MORGAN:

Cool. All right. Fine. Now we just need one more. Kemper?

One more and we're out of here.

Kemper, please?

KEMPER:

Baby, she's dead. I just... I really don't think it matters

where we leave her.

ERIN:

Well, it matters to me... if that means anything.

KEMPER:

Erin, look...

ERIN:

That girl has got parents out there somewhere who's gonna want her back, not just dumped on the side of the road like a piece of trash.

MORGAN:

You see our Lone Ranger anywhere?

PEPPER:

Maybe this isn't the Crawford Mill.

KEMPER:

It's unbelievable. This is a joke. There's nobody here.

MORGAN:

There's no Sheriff here.

KEMPER:

What?

MORGAN:

I just saw something move in there.

PEPPER:

I just saw something.

MORGAN:

I swear to God, i just saw something move in there.

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