The Taqwacores Page #3

It's f***ing hilarious man.

What's up with that girl Lynn?

What do you mean?

I mean, like, is she a Muslim?

She is a convert.

Or revert as I'm supposed to say.

You know, a Catholic girl who loved

Rumi the whole idea of no priesthood.

One love. One God. All that sh*t, you know?

But I guess she kind of burnt out man.

So she's not a Muslim any more?

You'll have to ask her about that brother.

Here we go, right here.

- Right here? - Yeah yeah, pull over.

- Hold on, I have to signal.

Alright, you gotta signal.

- Right here, right here. Turn the corner.

- Hold on, let me signal. Let me signal.

My mom would be very proud of me right now.

- Why?

- Hanging out with a good boy like you.

Amazing Ayyub always hooks

up the free booze man.

Five bucks says he isn't wearing a shirt.

Give me some! Give me some!

I'm so f***ing happy you guys are here!

Get on it! Get on it! Get on it!

What the f*** are you fucks doing here man?

Well we're here to undermine the f***ing U.S.

Economy so fill her up mate! Fill her up!

Alright, I'll be right back.

Is it okay he jumped on the

Umar's not going to notice.

Shut the-dude, why do you worry so much?

Worrying is a sin.

Aren't you gonna get in trouble for this?

F*** this place man. I get more loot

giving hand jobs at Niagra Falls man.

Great. Umar's gonna kill me.

Dude, you want one?

- No. - Here. - No, I don't want it.

You're just a straight edge guy, huh?

You're just all nice and all.

You guys, I gotta give these cumbuckets

some gas, I'll be right back.

Asalaam. What do you guys want?

- A-Salaama-lick my balls mother f***er.

- What the f*** did you say.

Thank you, come again!

Stupid mother f***ers. F***ing Dickwads.

Oh sh*t, you didn't f***ing

kick my car mother f***er!?

Catch me!

The desire for freedom resides

in every human heart.

And that desire cannot be contained forever by

prison walls or Marshall laws or secret police.

Over time and across the earth,

freedo m will find a way.

Hey Yusef, is that you?

Uh, yeah.

Come in here a sec.

You want me to come into the room?

What the f*** do you think I

mean by, come in here a sec?

Okay.

Hey.

I like your room.

It's a ceiling and some walls.

Who's this?

Secret Trial Five. They're an all

girl taqwacore band from Vancouver.

So Lynn came by the other day.

She thinks you're cute.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I was kinda surprised too.

Anyways, do you like her?

Oh, I mean, she's nice and stuff.

But I don't know about liking girls and stuff like that.

What.

Okay, I mean, like, finding out

if someone likes you, and then

if you like them, and ask them if

they want to go to the movies ...

People don't do that any more Yusef.

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