The Sweet Life Page #4

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there are morphological changes

indicative of cell death

caused by progressive

enzymatic degradation

that will make this kidney

inviable

unless you let us go

right now.

All right.

Call it in.

Where'd you learn

all that stuff?

I, uh -- I dropped

out of medical school,

but i-i made it through

that part, I guess.

Really?

What part?

The kidney part.

Put on your seat belt.

Whoo!

Man:
They're here.

There they are.

Kidney?

-Yeah.

Hi.

We're prepped.

Some talk of a mix-up.

No. No.

No mix-up at all.

Excuse me!

Paperwork?

Right.

You know the drill.

Yeah.

I, uh...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Did you bring the kidney?

Yes.

Yeah.

Thank you.

-Come here, baby.

-Thank you very much.

Come here, baby.

-Thank you.

-Oh.

-You, too.

-Oh.

Oh, well, let's pray.

Let's pray.

Okay.

Dear Jesus,

bless these two

for what they did,

giving Robert a second chance.

In the name of the father,

we have been asking for your

prayers all these years.

You have answered our prayers.

Let them be blessed

in all their endeavors.

Lolita:

Where do you fall on god?

Kenny:
I don't feel a need

to figure it out, really.

You?

I...

Barely believe

in myself.

Long day, huh?

Yeah.

Good day.

When was the last time

that you felt anything?

Uh, you know,

quite a while ago.

What happened?

I just, uh,

ran out of gas.

There's got to be more.

Not everyone has a story.

I ran out of gas.

Coming to bed?

You want me to come to bed

with you?

You know I have

a problem, right?

You were very forthcoming.

Okay, so i-i don't think

this is a really...

Great idea.

I want to go to bed with you.

You know,

it's hard to believe, but...

Look. I-i...

I find that very flattering

because you're very sexy.

Um...

What?

You're awkward.

No, I'm not awkward.

I'm just --

yes, you are.

Look, I just told you --

no, it's -- it's appealing.

I -- it's --

it's kind of appealing.

What are you doing?

Just come over here.

Just relax.

Okay.

You know what?

Let's just talk about this

for a second.

No. No.

Let's not talk.

Okay?

Hey, hey, hey.

You're fine.

We'll go slow.

You'll be fine.

I'll just start

right here, okay?

It's stuck.

No, I got it.

Hey, you know what?

Could you just hold

the zipper part up there?

I've just got to match up

the teeth right there.

Keep that -- okay.

You know what?

I'm just --

I'll get it from below.

Here. Just -- why don't you

take it off from --

try to go from --

pull up.

Okay.

All right.

Just pull it -- pull it up.

Yeah.

Are you f***ing kidding me?

Let me get --

all right. Wait.

Let me -- let me get that.

Okay.

Nice and easy.

No, I think --

hold on.

Hold on.

Got it!

You all right?

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