The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover Page #6

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Have you located the target?

Come in, Green Thing.

The name is Bob. Jean-Bob.

Who knew there were little

hallways for frogs

above the hallways for people?

(ROGERS)

It's called a ventilation system.

What's it for?

Spying, of course.

(UBERTA) Ha-ha-ha! Oh, Tony.

Well, I hope you're enjoying the tour.

Target located.

I repeat, Precious Flower is with, um...

Skunk Breath.

Oh, that's it. Skunk Breath.

[UBERTA CONTINUES LAUGHING]

This room is just for my tan shoes.

How dare you cover those lovely feet?

[GASPS]

Oopsie! Those darn keys.

In this kingdom, the king

always carries the keys.

Sometimes I think I'd remarry

just to have someone

carry them for me. Ah, ha, ha!

Now, this old room

I haven't looked in for years.

I can't imagine what would be...

[GASPS]

Oh! That's right.

Wedding decorations.

I wonder if they'll ever be used again.

Eh... Ha, ha.

(JEAN-BOB) Something's happening.

What? What?

She's moving in for the kill.

Oh, Uberta.

I travel the world far too much

to make a worthy husband.

I can be very understanding.

Oof! Oh, dear. Is there

something you'd like to ask me?

Um... I, uh...

It doesn't really matter

who does the asking. Ooh.

Dear Antonio...

Distract her.

[GRUMBLES]

Will you...

[HOOTING]

Antonio!

Well done, Bob.

Jean-Bob.

Uh... Thank you?

They're gone to Borremeo?

I tried to track them down, but...

Fool! Now those little brats

will nose around

and figure out everything.

Everything was going perfectly.

The flood, the rescue, the flirting.

The only thing left was

hijacking Uberta's ship at sea.

But now I have to change my plan!

Get back to Borremeo

and make sure those little pests

never come back.

Huh. Looks like a good place to start.

[GASPS]

Number 9.

Ah!

Ah... Shoo!

Away.

It's all right, Jasper.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

[YELLS THEN GRUNTING]

(PUFFIN) Pardon, Highness. Apologies.

[BOTH YELLING]

Careful, please.

I've only got one life left.

You almost destroyed our kingdom.

At Christmas time no less.

I was in a bad place back then.

Not as bad as the place

you're about to be in.

Because I'm taking you back

to stand trial.

Not by the ears, not by the ears.

Argh! Not by the tail, either.

Whatever you're here for,

I can help you.

I'm a palace cat now.

Oh, yeah.

(ANTONIO) When you set sail

with your relief ship, Derek,

- may I come with you?

- Of course.

Ready to leave tomorrow?

[SIGHS]

That brings up a delicate issue.

I'm afraid I...

I have fallen in love with your mother.

(ROGERS) Liar!

Ha, ha. In love with Mother? Wow.

Yes. Uh...

Do you despise me for it?

No, not at all.

It just happened.

It's okay. Now you'll be our

friend and our father-in-law.

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