The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover Page #3

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Surely, this woman

needs her money

more than those we are helping?

I could never deny anyone

the privilege of giving.

Within that barrel chest

and those massive arms

beats a tender heart.

Rogers, you wanted to see us?

Quickly.

Are you okay?

Count Antonio is the devil.

The "devil" devil?

No. The Tooth Fairy devil.

Yes, the "devil" devil.

Look what I found in the stable

next to his carriage.

Hmm? The devil does use

a pitchfork, does he not?

Yes, but so do the stable workers.

Well, what about his hat?

He never removes it.

What could he be hiding?

Horns, maybe?

You know who else

wears a hat all the time?

That sweet, little Miss Margaret.

I never trusted that woman.

Ha, ha. Rogers.

And isn't it obvious

he only wears pants to hide his tail?

[LAUGHING]

He's come to hurt us.

To take away what...

What we love.

To take away Uberta.

Now I'm losing her.

I'm sorry, Lord Rogers.

No, no, it's silly.

Of course, I should be happy for

her. He's a man of distinction.

A Renaissance guy,

a washboard-bellied raconteur.

And I'm just a jealous old toad.

- Good night.

- (ODETTE) Good night, sweetheart.

Good night...

I'm speechless. Me? Oh.

Your wife? Oh. Oh, Antonio,

I don't know, I mean...

Oh, who am I kidding? Yes.

A big, fat yes.

[GIGGLES]

Queen Uberta has fallen

in love with you.

(ANTONIO) She can't possibly

think I would marry her.

You know me, I'm a flirt.

[GASPS]

(BRUNO) Alise.

Do you think she heard us?

I knew it. I knew Antonio

was a rapscallion.

Didn't I say it? Ah!

Princess?

I don't understand

how love works, Lord Rogers.

But if Antonio doesn't love her,

why does he compliment her all the time?

And hold her hand.

Indeed.

We must figure out what he's doing

before he breaks her precious heart.

Keep an eye on him around the clock.

You mean, we'll be like spies?

Not like spies. Spies.

And not just you and me.

We need a team.

So how's the young tulip farmer?

Um, great.

- Lucas, we wanna know if...

- (ROGERS) Ahem, ahem.

Mm-mm. I suppose it may be a little

boring for a boy who's lived

on an island

full of wild beasts.

[CHUCKLES]

It's fine.

Yes, here, every hour

of your day is planned out.

Same thing day after simple, safe day.

Oh. You wanna be a spy?

Yes.

Okay.

Could we borrow Lucas for a few days?

Yes. Anything you wish, princess.

We're gonna be so cool.

Now look, General Puffin. We all

understand that you're retired.

I'm all in.

And that your spying days are over.

- Read my beak. I'm in.

- Just hear me out, please.

- He's in.

- He's in.

Oh...

Oh, usually when you go to

the retired guy, he's reluctant.

- Nope.

- Okay.

What's my cut?

Your cut?

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