The Swan Princess: A Royal Myztery Page #3

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So no trial, huh?

Wait! Point of order, Nums.

It's a small thing

and yet a big thing.

Tiny yet gargantuan.

Miniscupule yet

elephantinormous.

- Lillipushkin yet...

- What?

You can't punish him

without a trial first!

If someone finds out we put him

in that jar without a trial,

they could technically,

feasibly,

set him free.

Wait, wait.

I got him here.

I'll get him in that jar

fair and square.

Game on! I've been

training all my life for this!

Well, all my

ghost life, anyway.

But that's still a life.

Here we go again.

On the upside,

I'm getting a trial.

On the downside, I'm being tried

by some pretty dumb animals.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

A bouquet for every home

in Borromeo.

This is my favorite color.

Ah, here they are.

Puffin, it's so boring.

And if anything needs

protecting, it's the tulips.

I'm sorry, children, but

no one leaves the castle

until Derek and Odette say so.

Thank you, Puffin.

Mama! Papa!

Sweetheart, you're safe.

You saw what's

been done to my tulips.

Someone's leaving a mark.

- Do you have any idea what it means?

- I wish I did.

A statue

of Nicollo and Antonio.

It's slated for destruction,

but, until then,

I must attend

to more pressing matters.

King Sebastian!

Not to worry, Jasper.

We'll have it repaired

in no time.

Order in the court!

Hmm. That's a quality tool.

Proceed.

Do you promise not to tell

a bunch of big fat lies?

I certainly do.

My dear, diablical Mr. Scully,

not your first time

to Bogg Island?

- No, sir.

- The accused agrees.

Let it be so noted.

Hmm?

Uh... Never mind.

On your previous visit,

did you come as a ghost?

Objection! Your Honor, these questions

about ghosts are immaterial.

Get it?

Sustained,

because it's funny.

- Seriously?

- Proceed.

- The porpoise?

- I'm sorry. Are we talking about dolphins?

No! The porpoise

of your visit to Bogg Island.

I came to see my friends.

Your pink belly friends,

am I right?

Exactamundo.

And these pink belly friends,

are they the same pink bellies

my client was planning to eat?

The very same.

And then suddenly

they were set free.

Imagine that!

No further questions.

Never even took a class.

Mr. Scully. First, I wanna thank

you for being so transparent.

I'm killing me.

From now on, Mr. Scully

wants to represent himself.

So I wanted to make it fun.

Sue me.

Your Honor, I would like

to call a witness. Nums.

Will you state your name

for the record, sir?

- Nums.

- And that is your full name?

Is Nums your full name,

sir, or no?

Objection, Your Honor!

He's badgering the witness!

Badgering? Excuse me, Your Honor.

Nothing of the sort.

Badgers are fierce animals!

My question is friendly,

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