The Super Page #2
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- Year:
- 1991
- 95 min
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They think we all look alike.
If you were standin' here alone,
they would think you were Kritski.
Look, look, look.
wait a minute. wait a minute.
why don't we, uh, talk about this
over lunch, huh, baby?
Mr. Kritski, I don't want to eat with you.
I want to prosecute you.
See you in court.
I'd like to eat
with those chopsticks.
[Engine Roaring]
[Tires Screeching]
[Shouting Angrily]
- Help yourself to beans, Heather.
- Oh, no.
- All right.
Heather, are you gonna
chew gum while you're eating?
I forgot I had it in.
- [Big Lou Coughs]
- I can't believe I have to go to court.
I mean, I know you told me
not to sweat this Housing Authority, but...
they keep sending violations
that were piling up...
electrical, plumbing, heating...
Louie, you know how many violations
get filed every year in New York City?
- Two million.
- You know how many convictions they get?
- Nada. Zip. Zero.
- Nada. Zip. Zero.
why? Because they got a bunch
of morons in City Hall.
well, you didn't see this new lawyer they sent.
- I don't want to hear about lawyers.
- But she's different!
You know what I say about lawyers?
They bust your nuts wherever you are. "
- I know.
- I don't even know how many times they hauled me into court.
Forcing me to make repairs.
Louie...
what are three things you look for
when you're lookin' for a piece of property?
- Death, divorce and destitution.
- what do you do when you got a piece of property?
- Nothing.
- That's it! Beautiful.
He provides affordable housing
for the underprivileged.
- That's it. Perfect!
- Oh.
Cool.
Heather, uh...
Can I ask you a question?
How far did you go in school?
well, when I was
in high school...
I wouldn't even let
a guy touch me, but...
when I got to community college,
Oh!
[Chuckling]
[Inhales] Anyway, uh, you got nothin'
to worry tomorrow.
The judge will probably give you
a slap on the wrist, or a small fine.
- what about the tenants?
- will you stop about the tenants?
- You don't know.
The tenants are gonna be there.
- Remember.
Once, they used to live in huts.
They used to eat people.
- [Louie Laughing]
- You feel better now?
Come on. Eat. who gives a sh*t
about a few whiny kookaboos?
Therefore, I find the defendant,
Louis Kritski, Junior...
guilty of the charges
brought before this court today.
- Order! Order! Order!
- [Banging Gavel]
Yeah, that's right.
Order! Now, accordingly...
I will impose sentence
at this time.
Mr. Kritski, it's within my prerogative
to sentence you...
- to one year in the county jail.
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