The Super Page #2

Synopsis: Louie is a New York slum landlord who is given 120 days to repair one of his apartment blocks. The problem for Louie is that he must live in the rundown block until the repairs are complete. Louie's father is the real boss, and he has no intention of paying for the repairs. This leaves Louie to live in the squalor his tenants endure all year round.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Rod Daniel
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
1991
95 min
299 Views


They think we all look alike.

If you were standin' here alone,

they would think you were Kritski.

Look, look, look.

wait a minute. wait a minute.

why don't we, uh, talk about this

over lunch, huh, baby?

Mr. Kritski, I don't want to eat with you.

I want to prosecute you.

See you in court.

Bad choice for a first date.

I'd like to eat

with those chopsticks.

[Engine Roaring]

[Tires Screeching]

[Shouting Angrily]

- Help yourself to beans, Heather.

- Oh, no.

- I never eat anything green.

- All right.

Heather, are you gonna

chew gum while you're eating?

I forgot I had it in.

- [Big Lou Coughs]

- I can't believe I have to go to court.

I mean, I know you told me

not to sweat this Housing Authority, but...

they keep sending violations

that were piling up...

electrical, plumbing, heating...

Louie, you know how many violations

get filed every year in New York City?

- Two million.

- You know how many convictions they get?

- Nada. Zip. Zero.

- Nada. Zip. Zero.

why? Because they got a bunch

of morons in City Hall.

well, you didn't see this new lawyer they sent.

This girl's really worked up.

- I don't want to hear about lawyers.

- But she's different!

You know what I say about lawyers?

They bust your nuts wherever you are. "

- I know.

- I don't even know how many times they hauled me into court.

Forcing me to make repairs.

Louie...

what are three things you look for

when you're lookin' for a piece of property?

- Death, divorce and destitution.

- what do you do when you got a piece of property?

- Nothing.

- That's it! Beautiful.

He provides affordable housing

for the underprivileged.

- That's it. Perfect!

- Oh.

Cool.

Heather, uh...

Can I ask you a question?

How far did you go in school?

well, when I was

in high school...

I wouldn't even let

a guy touch me, but...

when I got to community college,

I turned pretty wild.

Oh!

[Chuckling]

[Inhales] Anyway, uh, you got nothin'

to worry tomorrow.

The judge will probably give you

a slap on the wrist, or a small fine.

- what about the tenants?

- will you stop about the tenants?

- You don't know.

The tenants are gonna be there.

- Remember.

Once, they used to live in huts.

They used to eat people.

- [Louie Laughing]

- You feel better now?

Come on. Eat. who gives a sh*t

about a few whiny kookaboos?

Therefore, I find the defendant,

Louis Kritski, Junior...

guilty of the charges

brought before this court today.

- Order! Order! Order!

- [Banging Gavel]

Yeah, that's right.

Order! Now, accordingly...

I will impose sentence

at this time.

Mr. Kritski, it's within my prerogative

to sentence you...

- to one year in the county jail.

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Sam Simon

Samuel Michael Simon (June 6, 1955 – March 8, 2015) was an American director, producer, writer, animal rights activist and philanthropist, who co-developed the television series The Simpsons. While at Stanford University, Simon worked as a newspaper cartoonist and after graduating became a storyboard artist at Filmation Studios. Simon submitted a spec script for the sitcom Taxi, which was produced, and he later became the series' showrunner. Over the next few years, Simon wrote and produced for Cheers, It's Garry Shandling's Show and other programs, as well as writing the 1991 film The Super. In 1989, Simon developed the animated sitcom The Simpsons with Matt Groening and James L. Brooks. Simon assembled the show's first writing team, co-wrote eight episodes and has been credited with "developing [the show's] sensibility". Simon's relationship with Groening was strained and he left the show in 1993, negotiating a pay-off which saw him receive tens of millions of dollars from the show's revenue each year. The following year Simon co-created The George Carlin Show, before later working as a director on shows such as The Drew Carey Show. Simon won nine Primetime Emmy Awards for his television work. Simon turned to fields outside television in his later years. Simon regularly appeared on Howard Stern's radio shows, managed boxer Lamon Brewster and helped guide Lamon to the World Boxing Organization Heavyweight Championship in 2004 and was a regular poker player and six-time in the money finisher at the World Series of Poker. Simon founded the Sam Simon Foundation, which consists of a mobile veterinary clinic that goes into low-income neighborhoods offering free surgeries for cats and dogs several days per week, as well as a program that rescues and trains shelter dogs. He also funded the self-christened Sea Shepherd Conservation Society vessel the MY Sam Simon. Simon was engaged at the time of his death, having been previously twice married, including to the actress Jennifer Tilly. Following a profile of Simon on 60 Minutes in 2007, CBS writer Daniel Schorn wrote in an online article that Simon was "perhaps the Renaissance man of the baffling, uncertain age we live in."Simon was diagnosed with terminal colorectal cancer in 2012 and given only three to six months to live. Simon died on March 8, 2015. He bequeathed his $100 million estate to various charities which he actively supported during his lifetime. more…

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