The Sunchaser Page #5

It's Dibe' Ni'tsaa.

- We're gonna meet someone there.

- Who?

That's enough questions, all right?

Just do what I tell you to do.

Now what the f*** are you doing?

Well, I'm just trying to make up a little time.

I have to be at Morton's at 7:00.

That sounds like a f*ggot.

Is he your butt buddy?

- No, he is a restaurant.

- That sounds like a f*ggot restaurant.

Sounds like you've had experience.

I hear this is a notorious speed trap.

We should be careful.

Hey.

You wanna tear it? Let's tear it.

I'm in control now.

- Whoo!

- Oh, no.

No.

No, no, no. Stop it.

We're gonna die.

We're gonna die.

Oh, sh*t!

We're gonna die.

We hit 118. Detroit iron, man. Whoo!

- Yeah.

- You're crazy.

Victoria, I wonder if he

has forgotten us.

Mrs. Reynolds, you have a phone call.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Thanks.

- Hello?

- Hi, Victoria.

Chip, where is he?

- Michael told me that...

- He disappeared.

What?

Go slow.

Well, that's a balanced meal.

Can I help you?

Thirty dollars on Number 5.

Sixty-four fifty.

Out of a hundred.

You know, miss, you really

shouldn't be smoking around that infant.

There's no ventilation here at all.

Secondary smoke definitely can do

irreparable damage...

...to a respiratory system that young.

Thirty-five fifty is your change.

- What are you, a f***ing doctor?

- Well, as a matter of fact...

I don't need nobody telling me

how to take care of my kid.

You want this job, a**hole?

Miss, if you knew the statistics,

I'm sure you wouldn't take that attitude.

F*** you.

Keep frying up those mentholated lights,

and junior will end up looking just like me.

Both of you two,

get the hell out of here right now.

Or I'm calling my boyfriend.

K-BAFM at the top of the hour.

Lucky 108 FM, the tristate home of

classic rock from the '60s, '70s and '80s.

Rocking on glitter platforms

with David Bowie, with "Suffragette City"

Secondary smoke

can cause irreparable damage...

...to a respiratory system that young.

That's all right, man.

Yeah, that's all right. That's fine.

You know, my wife is probably having

a nervous breakdown right now.

I missed the most important dinner

of my life.

Yes, everything is all right.

It's just peachy.

You know, a lot of weird sh*t

happens in life.

What are those?

Just some A's, man.

Amphetamines.

Well, live it up, you know. Live it up.

Candy bars, alcohol, cigarettes.

The human body

is a remarkable and resilient thing...

...but you can't continue

with this kind of abuse.

- Your white blood count is extremely low.

- Oh, f*** that.

White blood count and red blood count,

you think I give a f*** about either one?

Is it any worse

than the sh*t you give me?

You're gonna have to crash sometime.

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