The Sucker Page #3

Fill her up, please.

Yes, yes, I'm coming.

Pronto! Yes?

Yes, I asked for Paris.

- Monsieur Saroyan, yes.

One moment please.

Hello?

Phone call for Monsieur Saroyan.

If it's from Italy, put it

through to the radio phone.

Yes. Jaguar. 411763 Milan.

Hello?

Saroyan speaking.

Hello!

Marchal here.

What?

I can't hear you very well.

Cover me!

What's the weather like in Paris?

Overcast, but warm.

Funny! Now I hear you very well.

As if we were really close to each other.

Here it's warm as well.

If you hadn't been so busy, we could

have made the trip together.

I wanted to thank you again.

It's nothing. Don't mention it.

People like me don't

often get a chance like this.

Have you had any repairs

done to the car?

No... no... not at all.

I've never had any car trouble.

Except the day I met you.

Do you remember?

Do I remember? Idiot!

Hello?

We were cut off.

How much do I owe you?

Keep the change.

He's going away.

I'm suffocating.

There's no way to find out

what he had fixed In Naples.

Hurry up!

Let's go!

Avanti!

Hello?

Hello?

The barber's shop, please.

Pronto! Sprechen Sie Deutch?

Speak English? Parlez franais?

What do you need, sir?

A haircut?

I have nothing to cut!

Scalp massage with Chanel?

Molyneux?

No...

...just the bearda.

The bearda...

At least a manicure?

Well... why not?

Yes! Room 432.

Okay.

Stingy salesman.

Loulou,

put the Austin in the garage.

I'm going crazy!

- You're a fool.

You're making me jealous!

- Marry me then.

You're making me jealous!

- I've had enough of Sicilians!

I'll take the first one

who wants to marry me!

Come in!

Mickey!

He has company in there.

Let's swap places.

Do you need all these weapons against me?

Yes, sir.

That's the price you

pay for looking good.

My looks are in your hands.

She'll have a lot of work to do.

Excuse me.

Piano!

Excuse me.

Is that an engagement ring?

Yes.

That's one lucky man.

Pianissimo! Please.

He doesn't think he's lucky.

He's in no hurry to get married.

He's thinking about it.

He must be an intellectual.

No, not at all.

Give me your right hand, please.

Thank you.

What's your fianc like?

Sicilian.

He must be very jealous.

Yes, very!

He'd prefer to lock me up.

Why is that?

He says it's the only way

to have a faithful wife.

If he's jealous, he must love you.

But in the end, jealous men end up...

What's the word?

Cuckold?

Exactly! Cuckold!

Scusi...

Are you out of your mind?

I apologise.

But it wasn't my fault.

That's burning hot!

A facial massage against wrinkles.

No, please.

Please leave.

Basta!

A bit of powder?

No, absolutely not. Goodbye!

Is that all?

- Goodbye!

There.

That's good.

Can't we start all over again?

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