The Strongest Man in the World Page #4

to pick up his severance check. Professor Quigley, hmm? Well, you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out

severance checks anymore. But we always give out

severance checks. Well, we don't anymore.

We just ran out of money. Money, money, money, money. That's all some people

think about. Money. What do you want? Uh, where was I? You were talking about my bag-rattling

and cracker-crunching. Oh. yes. And that is not the half of it. I've got complaints here

from our janitorial service. They're reporting large cake

crumbs in rooms 306 and 308. Now, this is very

serious business, Elmer. Teachers I can get, students I can get, but janitors... Ohh. So, consider this a final warning, Elmer. I don't care what you do out of class, but in class no more jelly beans, no more cake,

no more cookies, no more... (FINGERS SNAP) Elmer? Elmer, am I getting through to you? Hey, Dean Higgins, guess what. "Guess what"? Guess nothing. How dare you burst into my office

when I'm reprimanding a student? Oh, I'm sorry.

We didn't mean to interrupt, but something happened to Dexter. "Something happened to Dexter." Something is always happening to him.

That's nothing new. Besides, that's no excuse to come... Quigley, what are you doing here? I'm afraid I don't know, sir. Listen, Dexter got strong.

I mean, really strong. (ALL MURMURING) Professor Quigley,

your ideas on that formula really worked. Are you talking about

the formula you used on the cow? Yeah. All right, you kids.

All right. Out, out, out, out! - (ALL CHATTERING)

- Hey, Dean Higgins. Look! (WHIMPERING) Good heavens. And that's just with his right hand.

Show him what you can do with your left. You see what I mean? (LAUGHING) Hey, let me down, will you? Yes, for heaven's sakes, let him

down before he breaks something. - All right!

- (ALL CHEERING) There you go! - How did all this happen with the...

- I don't know. I just ate some of Schuyler's cereal,

and all of a sudden I got strong. Let me see that cereal. This is the same cereal

I eat every morning. I never get strong. Well, of course not.

It's not the cereal that made him strong. It was, well,

Professor Quigley's and my formula. Just plain cereal

wouldn't do anything like that, no matter what those companies say. I know. - What's the matter, Dean?

- Hmm? Oh, uh, nothing. Nothing. Would you young people mind waiting

outside for a moment? You too, Elmer. There you go. Everybody out. I want to talk to Professor Quigley alone

for a moment. You mean he's still working here? - Well, of course he's still working here.

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