The Stag Page #2
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- 2015
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Seriously, get him up a mountain.
- Yes, sir.
- Okay.
Thank you. Hey, I'll
see you on Sunday.
- You will.
- Okay.
Hello! How are you?
Oh, lovely. Thank you very much.
- Hi, everyone. How are you doing?
- Hey, Davin.
- All right?
- Yeah, yeah, good.
Cheers, guys. Cheers.
That is the thing about walking
that people don't get.
- It's tough. It's pretty wild.
- But you're still just walking.
You are still walking, Fionan, but
you're also climbing for bits of it.
- Do you kill your food?
- No, no, I bring energy bars.
- And bananas.
- In Iceland, Uli and her family
bring hunting tools when they hike.
They can source snacks and things.
- Snacks?
- Like reindeers and salmons?
- Yes, that is what we kill.
- Good.
What about you, Fionan,
what do you do for exercise?
- I walk to work and back daily.
- Oh, punishing.
He also gets lots of exercise
arguing with our wedding planner.
Lively collaboration.
Actually, speaking of walking...
Men, Simon, the Kevinses, how do you
feel about a little walking holiday
to drag Fionan here away
from the wedding planner
and out into the fresh air?
Like a stag?
Rugged gentlemen, alone up
a mountain, sounds great.
- I'd find a way to enjoy that.
- Great, brilliant. Simon?
- Uli knows I'm good in the wild.
- You're not good in the wild.
- Fionan?
- Yeah, no. No way. No stags so...
Fionan, have you ever
even been on a stag?
- No.
- So not even a weekend walk?
I don't enjoy being in exclusively
male company for long periods.
There's something forced about
it and false, all that banter...
I mean, under what other
circumstances would we five
ever agree to be in a
tent in the shitting rain
in mid-November all for the
sake of some needless ritual?
So er, so what about
hens in general?
Or my hen, is that just some
stupid needless ritual?
Oh, no, babe, but I would
happily go on your hen night.
You want to go on my hen?
Okay, Fionan, one of my
favourite things to do
is have sex with a man and even
for me that's a bit too gay.
No, come on, guys. Leave him alone.
Fionan has got his principles.
Maybe a walking holiday's just a
bit too rough and tumble for him.
Okay, Davin.
Yeah, okay, fine.
Yeah, stag it is.
Yay, stag.
The stag!
Well done, bro.
Is this something that we need?
The spoon, so you just eat.
Argh!
- No?
- No.
Ooh.
- Is this our tent?
- That is a tent, eh? Look at this.
- Should we... Should we... buy it?
- Yes.
- Let's go for it.
- Let's do it.
Okay. Let's buy it. Let's
pay up and get out of here.
- Careful, are you okay?
- Yeah.
- You're fine?
- I'm fine.
Okay. It's stuck.
- No. Just give it a tug.
- Unstick it. It's a zip.
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