The Spearhead Effect Page #3

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about the newly weds.

A new wife cooked her husband

a roast one night for dinner.

The husband noticed that both ends

of the roast have been cut off.

He asked, "Why?

Why would you cut

the ends off in a roast?"

The wife became defensive

and said,

this is how her mother

always did.

But she was secretly curious,

so the next day she called her

mother asking about the roast.

Her mother said, "Well,

that's just how my mother

always did it."

The young wife then

calls her grandmother.

- And asks about the roast. The grandmother said...

- [cell phone vibrating]

"Well, sweetie, stoves

were smaller back then,

that's the only way

it could fit."

Hello.

[man muttering on phone] You like

squealing? When is your birthday?

You know, f*** you.

[door squeaking]

[heavy breathing]

[Daniel laughs]

Wedding was a blast.

I just couldn't get over

how fat everybody got.

I'm serious.

It was disgusting.

Ah, it happens I guess,

right?

Everybody was

asking about you.

[Jake clears throat]

[Daniel] I saw your

interview last week.

- Yeah?

- Your dad must be real proud.

My dad thinks

that I went too far.

Made myself a... target.

Maybe he's got a point.

Give me the matches.

Remember this one?

F***ing party tricks, man.

Some things never change, huh?

Nope.

I don't get it.

What's there to get?

I mean, what's the point?

There doesn't have

to be a point.

What's going on?

Something's up. I can tell.

Somebody broke into

my place last night.

Did you call the cops?

Somehow I doubt

it will be news to them.

What, you think the cops

broke into your place?

Left me a message.

Typical scare tactics.

Has this happened before?

A couple of emails, phone

calls, but nothing this...

Invasive.

Oh, this is serious, man.

This is exactly the type of behavior

I am trying to highlight, okay?

They're practically handing me

motivation and ammunition.

Besides, if they actually

plan on doing anything,

all they do is make

me a martyr.

Maybe you should lay low for a

little while, you know, like,

get out of your house, like, go

stay with your dad or something.

Thank you.

Hey, no, look, I got it.

- I got it.

- It's fine. I can...

Dude, I got it.

I am getting phone calls

for book deals

if you can believe it or not.

Plus I know you got

student loans to pay off.

So, my treat.

Thanks.

Are you sure you feel

safe at your house?

Why don't you crash

at my place?

I got a couch you

can sleep on.

You know, it will

be good to catch up.

My treat.

Okay.

[Daniel] This is you.

Make yourself at home.

You know...

You got enough books in here.

Yeah, well, you like playing

with fire, I have my interests.

Maybe I like actually

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