The Son of Bigfoot Page #4

(COUGHING)

All right! Close the door.

Adam? Adam, are you awake?

Can we talk about this?

(SIGHS)

Adam?

(GASPS)

Oh, no, no, no!

Well, you don't see many

forests like this anymore.

Huh. You walk two weeks in any

direction, and all you'd see is trees.

I'm telling you, you wouldn't want

to get turned around out here, kid.

No, you wouldn't.

Well, it looks like...

Yes, it's here! This is it!

This is it?

I didn't know people

actually lived out here.

Yep, uh, home sweet home.

Home sweet home? Where's your house?

My House... My house is

over there... Backways.

Hmm.

Anyway, thanks. See ya.

Okay. Take care of yourself, kid.

Hello?

- Hello?

- (RATTLES)

(YELPS)

(CHATTERING)

MAN:
If you just let go

Leave the things you know

The world

stops spinning

Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude?

Hey, wait! Come back!

That's not fair!

(SQUIRREL CHATTERING)

Oh, simple souls like us

Have been

chained up on your love

Oh, simple souls like us

Can't be

tamed for long

Walk two weeks in any direction

and all you'll see is trees.

(GRUNTING)

(SIGHS)

Wow.

Hello?

(ECHOING)

Whoo! (ECHOING)

(LAUGHS)

- (GASPS)

- (RUSTLING)

Hello? Somebody there?

This isn't funny. Who's there? (GRUNTS)

(BIGFOOT GRUNTS)

- (GROWLING)

- (GASPING)

(PANTING)

Whoa.

(SCREAMING)

FAT DAN:
She

took my dog, my house

My pickup truck

But no matter what she say

Can't take my

cowboy boots away

Whoa!

Holy cow! What in the heck was that?

(REWINDING)

Huh? Well, I'll be...

(PHONE BEEPING)

No service? Come on, you piece of junk!

(GRUNTS) Stupid smartphone!

(SONG PLAYING INDISTINCTLY ON SPEAKERS)

WOMAN ON PHONE:
911,

what's your emergency?

My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot!

I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam.

Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for

emergencies, not for prank calls.

- (LINE DISCONNECTS)

- Hello?

Hello?

Dang blame it, somebody's

got to believe me.

WOMAN ON PHONE:
National Enquirer,

how can I help you?

Don't hang up. You gotta believe me.

I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot.

Please hold, and

I'll put you through

to Hairy Monsters,

Swampthings, and UFOs.

EASTMAN:
Bigfoot?

Yes. Bigfoot.

It's a dead end. We gave up the

search for Bigfoot 10 years ago.

With all due respect, if this

thing is real, we have to have it.

It's the genetic bridge

we've been looking for.

Oh, no, no. I'm not wasting a

fortune on another wild goose chase.

Think of the hair growth

potential locked in that DNA.

No more sprays. No more toupees.

Just real hair.

Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist.

What makes you so sure this

isn't just another hoax?

Looking at the kid in this photo,

could there be any other conclusion?

EASTMAN:
Hmm.

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