The Somewhat Normal Life Of Billie Boi (0.5th Draft) Page #2

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Lo:
Get out of here, and take your stuff--

Bill grabs his “Best Boss” mug, and throws it to the wall, shattering it into a million pieces. Lo runs to it, grabbing the pieces.

Lo:
No! NO!

Lo looks at Bill, still sitting, looking dumbfounded.

Lo (standing up): GET OUT OF HERE! AND NEVER COME BACK. I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN, OR I SWEAR TO GOD--

Bill runs out.

Heather (seeing Bill grabbing his PC and running out): What about my coupon?

Bill runs out of the building, into the road, people honking at him, before he is rammed into by a man named Eli.

Eli:
Oh my god! Oh my god!

Bill’s PC and monitor is destroyed. Bill looks at it, destroyed.

Eli:
Sir, Are you alright?

Bill (looking insane): Oh my god, oh my god! WHY?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Eli:
You came out of nowhere.

Bill:
I came out of nowhere?! Where do you think you came from?!

Eli:
Do I really need to answer that?

Bill:
Why don’t you?! You’re probably a useless person anyway!

Eli:
Is that a threat?

We cut to Bill on a bridge. Several cars pass by him.

Bill:
I hate my life.

A man passes by, but stops. He gets out.

Lo:
What are you doing?!

Bill:
Trying to get run over, but people really like not running people over.

Lo:
Yeah, That’s because they’d get arrested!

Several people honk at Lo for being in the way.

Lo:
Aw, Go off!

Bill:
Seriously, Go on, Lo.

Gaiden (getting out of his car): What’s the holdup?

Lo:
Can you give us a second?

Gaiden:
One.

Lo:
How do you know my name?

Bill:
You fired me at my Job! You were my boss! What--

Lo:
Meh, Memory sucks.

Bill:
Really?

Lo:
Look, I’m sorry, okay! You--

Bill:
Leave.

Lo:
Look, I said I was sorry--!

Bill:
LEAVE, NOW.

Gaiden:
Oh, That’s it!

As Lo leaves, Gaiden begins attacking him.

Bill:
What the heck is your problem?! What is your--

Gaiden (punching him): You made me miss my wedding!

Bill:
I’m sorry!

Gaiden:
Sorry ain’t gonna cut it!

Bill:
I’m sorry--!

We cut to the evening of Thanksgiving, Bill is at a table, crying. His cat, on the table, laying down, meows at him.

Bill:
I know, Tilly. Life is a little confusing right now.

Bill checks his watch, it is 5:30.

Bill:
I’m going to take a nap.

Tilly:
Meow?

Bill:
I have a meeting in the morning.

As Bill goes to bed, Tilly runs in.

Bill (petting Tilly as she sits on his stomach): These small hours really teach me something, ya know, Tilly? Shoot, I don’t know how we’ll make it if this doesn’t work out like I hope it will. He said I have a lot of experience, so Maybe I’ll do good. Maybe not, Oh well. We got each other, right?

Tilly:
Meow.

We cut to Bill talking to an old guy at a desk.

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