The Soloist Page #3
I only checked our graduates.
So I looked in our matriculates,
and there he was.
Nathaniel Anthony Ayers
enrolled in 1970
and he dropped out toward the end
of his second year.
Thank you.
"Points West" by Steve Lopez.
Nathaniel was shy in our first encounter.
He stepped back... He backed away.
He... Nathaniel is... Is what?
Nathaniel is...
A great column is what Nathaniel is.
Nathaniel is missing.
Son of a b*tch.
- Raccoons.
- Oh, yeah?
- That's the culprit.
- Oh, boy.
What are they doing?
They eat the grass?
No, they eat the worms in the grass.
They eat the worms in the grass?
Yeah, we had them.
It's a God-awful mess.
- Wanna know how I got rid of them?
- Yes.
Coyote urine.
- Wow. Coyote urine?
- Seriously. In powdered form.
- Remarkable.
- It's a whole industry, you know.
Funny.
- Hey, I'm Neil, by the way.
- Okay.
Anxiety, restlessness, euphoria.
If you're experiencing...
I would spend every night tossing
and turning...
Wow. Okay, and what is the proper
method of application?
Should I sprinkle it in the yard?
First, you wanna dilute
- Wait, I want to?
- Well, maybe I should say "have to."
And then you're gonna have to hang
the liquid from trees in plastic bags.
all over Southern California?
Oh, yes, sir.
Last month, I sold some to Paula Abdul.
But no Simon Cowell?
'Cause that would be exciting. Figure?
I'm gonna call you back a little later.
Hey.
Hey, Nathaniel.
Remember me?
Sorry.
Maybe have a minute when you're done?
Let me know.
I just saw you, so I...
Nothing.
Mr. Steve Lopez, Los Angeles Times,
Los Angeles, California.
Hey, Nathaniel.
I've been searching for Mr. Beethoven,
but he's slipping away like a dream.
I'm trying to get back into shape,
but I don't have any sheet music.
Beethoven's String Quartet,
Opus 59, Number 1,
Violin Concerto, Opus 61 in D,
Fifth Concerto, Opus 73 in E Flat,
red car, green car,
there goes a police car, and God is right
on the other side of that wall.
I had to dig a hole
to bury some human defecation.
But they didn't have
the human decency...
I was looking for you.
... to use the proper facilities.
- I noticed that you've moved.
Well, it's beautiful here,
because you can play music
and have pigeons clapping
as they take off,
and right there
is The Los Angeles Times Building.
- Right, that's where I work.
- Mr. Steve Lopez, staff writer.
New York, Cleveland, it doesn't matter.
All I have to do is
look up at that building
and I know exactly where I am.
I was thinking about...
I'm in Los Angeles,
Los Angeles, California,
- Los Angeles Lakers.
...writing about you
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