The Single Moms Club Page #4

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talking to your principal...

who showed me pictures

of you tagging the walls.

I'm spending all this money for you

to go to this private school...

and you're gonna tag the walls?

- Are you listening to me?

- You're talking, aren't you?

I want you in this house every day by 4:00.

Do you understand?

My dad's coming to pick me up

tomorrow anyway.

[ Exhales]

Okay, Rick.

When Daddy picks you up,

I want you to come straight home.

Okay.

Just- Just work with me.

Okay? I got a lot goin' on. I'm tryin' to finish

my book. I'm tryin' to get stuff going.

I'm- I'm- Mommy is stressed.

But I need you to listen to me.

- Got it?

- Yes.

Okay. And clean up the room.

Oh, gosh.

I want to go live with my dad anyway, okay?

[ Door Slams ]

[ Exhales]

[ Jennifer]

Well, first Kate tried it...

and then Veronica

and then I sort of tried it.

- But then I started coughing and-

- Smoking?

I know. I know.

That is awful!

Do you know if you start smoking early,

you don't get b*obs?

- Really?

- Yes.

You shouldn't smoke. Very bad for you.

- Oh, why'd you do that?

- Well, Kate was doing it.

If Kate jump off a bridge,

are you gonna do the same?

That is bad. Really bad.

I won't-

[ speaking Spanish ]

[ Laughing ]

Good. You're too smart for that.

Go.

- Jennifer, I want to talk to you about-

- Christina already did.

- Oh, good. Thank you, Christina.

- Sure.

[ Jan] Yeah, I think

this little idiot that I trained...

is trying to take my partnership.

- Really?

- Yes.

Just came out of a meeting with Ollie.

Kramer just sat there backstabbing me...

just passive-aggressively

telling Ollie about...

you know, Her kid's having problems.

She doesn't have the dedication it takes.

I'm here every day and on the weekend.

What else can I do?

Are you there?

- [Lawn Mower Wh/rr/ng ]

- What's that noise?

Oh, my neighbor is out cutting his grass.

Oh. Well, can't you just...

put on a bikini and sashay over there...

and act helpless or offer to whack his weeds?

I will not do that!

I demand that you make that man a casserole

and take it over to him.

I can't. My divorce isn't even final yet.

Trust me. Your divorce is final.

- It's time to move on. Believe me.

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He is coming over here. What do I do?

Answer the door.

- What?

- Answer the door.

- Do you have I/pst/'ck on?

- [ Doorbell Rings ]

- I get it!

- No, no! I think I- I think I-

You just stay right there, all right?

I'll be back.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Peter. I just bought

the old Lindberg house next door.

Oh. I hadn't noticed.

[Jan]

Yeah, right. Liar.

- Um, hi.

- You said hi already.

Tell him you'll untie your tubes...

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