
The Simpsons Movie
We come in peace
for cats and mice everywhere.
Hey, how you doing? Good to see you.
Thanks for coming out.
Itchy... Itchy...
Boring!
Dad, we can't see the movie.
I can't believe we're paying to see
something we get on TV for free.
If you ask me, everybody in this theater
is a giant sucker.
Especially you.
Movie on the big screen!
Excuse me. My heinie is dipping.
All right, well,
thanks a lot for coming.
We've been playing
for three and a half hours.
Now we'd like just a minute of your time
to say something about the environment.
- You suck!
- Shut up and play!
- Preachy!
- We're not being preachy.
But the pollution in your lake,
it's dissolving our barge.
a vital issue.
I beg to differ.
Gentlemen, it's been an honor
playing with you tonight.
For the latest rock band
to die in our town...
...Lord, hear our prayer.
Lord, hear our prayer.
I hate being late.
Well, I hate going.
Why can't I worship the Lord
in my own way...
...by praying like hell on my deathbed?
Homer, they can hear you inside.
Relax. Those pious morons are too busy
talking to their phony-baloney God.
How you doing? Peace be with you.
Praise Jebus.
Today I'd like to try something
a little different.
I'm going to call on one of you!
Now, the word of God
dwells within everyone.
I want you to let that word out.
Let your spirit...
What is it, Ned?
The good Lord is telling me
to confess to something.
Gay, gay, gay.
in our community.
Somebody else?
Let the Lord's light shine upon you.
Feel the spirit.
Let it out!
Horrible, horrible things
are going to happen!
And they're gonna happen to you!
And you! And you! And you.
Whoa, nelly!
People of Springfield,
heed this warning:
Twisted tail!
A thousand eyes!
Trapped forever!
Dad, do something!
This book doesn't have any answers!
Beware! Beware! Time is short!
Believe me! Believe me!
Thanks for listening.
Okay, who wants waffles?
I do, I do, I do!
Wait a minute. What about Grampa?
- I want syrup!
- I want strawberries!
Something happened to that man.
I'll tell you what happened to him.
A certain someone had a senior moment.
But that's okay, because we love him
and we got a free rug out of it.
What is the point of going to church
every Sunday...
...when if someone we love has a genuine
religious experience, we ignore it?
Right, Grampa?
I want bananas on my waffles.
I rest my case.
I'm not dropping this.
Wait a minute. I'm still in the car.
Oh, right.
"Take out hornets' nest."
Check."Fix sinkhole."
Check.
"Re-shingle roof"?
Steady.
Steady.
Why, you little...!
I'll teach you to laugh
at something that's funny!
You know, we are on the roof.
We could have some fun.
What kind of fun?
How about a dare contest?
That sounds fun. I dare you to...
...climb the TV antenna!
- Piece of cake.
- Earthquake!
Aftershock!
Homer, I don't mean
to be a Nervous Pervis...
...but if he falls, couldn't that
make your boy a paraplege-arino?
Shut up, Flanders.
- Yeah, shut up, Flanders.
- Well said, boy.
Steady. Steady.
Steady...
on a Sunday...
...but I'm sure you're as worried about
the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am.
Lake Springfield has higher levels
of mercury than ev...
Why, it's the little girl
who saved my cat.
Lake Springfield is...
Come on over, Lisa.
You can canvass me
as long as you want.
Milhouse, you don't care
about the environment.
Hey. I am very passionate
about the planet.
(3.67 / 3 votes)
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