The Shaukeens Page #2

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this story's true.

You must be wondering

why Akshay Kumar..

..that's me, is so interested

in three old perverts of Delhi?

Take a look for yourself.

What's wrong, uncle?

She's like your daughter.

Forget it.. - No, dear.

You don't know these old men.

They come here to get in the mood.

Stop talking rubbish.

You've been doing dirty

things behind the bush..

..and blaming me

of being ill-mannered.

Do you see that?

Such shameless kids these days.

Stop all this. Or I'll have you

thrown out of the park.

Hey old man..

Gentleman. Gentleman.

Stay in your limit!

Gentlemen..please don't fight.

They are sorry. You can continue.

You can please carry on.

They are sorry.

Okay, let's go.

He was misbehaving.

Why did you have to apologize?

- Yes.

We weren't the ones

behind the bushes. - Right.

I would've ruined

that boy's career..

..even before it took off.

Do you know who I am?

I don't know about you.

But I know who I am.

How embarrassing was

that cheap behavior of yours.

What cheap, embarrassing behavior?

What did we do? - Not us, you.

Why did you have

to peak in the bushes?

If that boy hadn't interfered"

..he would be sitting on her lap.

Don't be so ridiculous, Lali.

lam ridiculous.

I am the Secretary of the

Shopkeeper's Committee of our area.

We can't act so cheaply in the open.

Try to be discreet.

Mr. Lalwani, how are you sir?

Hello, Mr. Sehgal.

It's been a long time

since you've been to my shop.

I definitely will, sir.

When is the committee meeting?

Next Friday..Friday the 13th.

Give my regards to Mrs. Sehgal.

Okay. - Okay, see you.

See.

People respect me a lot.

Not like you two.

Lali, you're overdoing it now.

Look, Pinky.

Abuses and name-calling

may be common in Chandni Chowk.

But not here.

This is an educated society.

Get that?

Why do you stress so much

on education for everything?

I've got an Audi.

So what? - Enough, stop this.

Stop fighting amongst yourselves.

Don't waste a Sunday.

So what's the plan?

Tell us.

The plan's right ahead. Come on.

On the right.

On the right. - I did.

2..3..and bend!

2..3..and up!

What a sight?

I can say she's married.

I don't think so. - 200%.

But you know..

Married girls don't

satisfy me anymore.

Look to your left, foreigners.

Ogling secretly is no more fun.

What are you doing?

Put on your spectacles.

..or else people will

know what we're staring at.

How long will we just watch?

Take my advice,

let's get some action tonight.

Action. - What?

There he goes again.

Let him speak, Lali.

What do you mean action?

Escort service.

Girls will come home.

No, it's not safe.

It's absolutely safe, Lali.

This is Delhi.

You can get everything

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