The Sex Monster

Synopsis: A neurotic L.A. building contractor pushes his wife into entering into a three way sexual relationship. Unfortunately for him, his wife gets more out of it than he does and becomes a tigress seducing every female she meets including the contractor's secretary.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Mike Binder
Production: Trimark
  3 wins.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
33%
R
Year:
1999
97 min
8 Views

(screams and sirens)

("Double Trouble Lover"

By Kevin Williams & Dread Flimstone)

(reggae music starts)

(screams and sirens)

Oh, damn it.

This thing is not designed

for a human to pour coffee with.

Go sit down, I'll bring

your breakfast.

- It's a gag coffeepot.

- It's okay.

Here you go, sweetie.

I was reading about

this new sex scandal.

So, last night was okay?

It wasn't too quick?

- It was nice.

- Are you sure?

- I've got so much on my mind...

- It was nice. It always is.

- It always is?

- Um-hmm.

It always is?

You want some melon?

You're totally satisfied

with our sex life?

Yeah, I'm totally satisfied, honey.

I'll get you some melon.

And there's nothing

you would do different?

No changes you would make?

Different?

Yeah...

nothing you wanna try?

Try the melon...

it's so good.

Nothing...

you've always been

curious about...?

No, I'm just

completely happy.

You are?

Try the melon,

it's so good.

(Radio:
)

Have you ever practiced lesbianism?

- No.

- Other women don't excite you?

- No.

- Have these ladies come on to you?

Umm... if so, I didn't notice it.

Are you having lunch

with me today?

No, sorry, Didi,

Marty's taking me to lunch.

That's okay, I understand.

If he cancels, though,

I'm still available.

Your husband's taking you to lunch?

That's sweet.

Yeah, he is sweet.

(doorbell rings)

Hey, beautiful.

Hey...

- You hungry?

- Ooh, I'm starved.

- Can we go someplace nice?

- Anywhere you want.

Darn, you showed.

If you didn't show,

I was gonna take her to lunch.

Sorry to disappoint you, Didi,

but I showed.

Yes, you did, I'm not

gonna hold it against you, though.

Have a nice lunch

with your sexy-ass wife.

- I will.

- You ready?

Definitely.

What, you're mad? Don't be mad,

it's a nice restaurant.

Come on, I don't have time

I'm behind the eight-ball at work.

I made that doctor's appointment

for you today.

Don't forget it, okay?

I cannot believe I gotta

let 'em put a camera in my ass.

You're at the age where

you gotta take care of yourself.

They called the office.

Know what they wanna know?

Do I wanna pay extra

to use the Sony?

They got a Sony product

that goes up my ass.

"Sony Assman".

So what's the deal

with little Didi at work?

Any new lesbian stories?

I don't think she's a lesbian.

She might be bisexual.

That's better still.

We like bisexual.

- We do?

- Yes, we do.

Is she openly bisexual?

What do you mean

by "openly bisexual"?

I mean, is she openly bisexual?

If I went right now to the salon,

and opened the front door,

I walked in and yelled,

"Hey, anybody here bisexual?",

what would little Didi do?

Do we have to talk about Didi's

sexuality all the time?

Yes...

You're totally obsessed by this

every time you see her.

She's hot for you, Laura.

It's the start of the new millenium,

everyone's doin' it.

Don't be so straight.

I am straight.

I think it'd be good for ya.

- Is that what you think?

- I do...

I think it'd be good for us.

Menage a trois,

inside the confines

of a good marriage.

What happens if I like it?

If you like it? Great.

What if you come home

and we are going at it in our bedroom?

Wouldn't you be just a little hurt?

Hurt? Only if I smash my face

on the headboard...

diving under the blankets

with the two of you...

I'd be thrilled you found

a new hobby you liked.

See how clear that picture is?

The same way you're looking

around the office,

I'm looking at the lower intestines,

and then this curves it around...

And this is actually a job

you wanted as a kid?

That's funny.

Lie down there.

We'll see who's laughing

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Mike Binder

Mike Binder (born June 2, 1958) is an American film director, screenwriter, producer, and actor. more…

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