The Secret of the Magic Gourd Page #3

I'd be Iike putty in their hands

and there's not enough to go around.

But keep our secret and I am yours.

And if you can't,

I'II have to Iook for another master.

Wait! No, I'II definiteIy keep it a secret.

-Promise?

-Promise.

AII right! So, from now on, you are

officiaIIy my one and onIy master.

Now, time for magic. The deaI is done.

Aha! I cast my speII just for fun.

GoIdfish and carp with taiIs and fins,

I bring from the depths to fIy Iike wind.

RAYMOND:
Wow!

BAILE Y:
So, stiII think I'm a faker?

It's pretty cooI, huh?

Ever seen anything Iike this?

Okay, combo seafood pIatter

number three is made to order.

(LAUGHS )

-Pick one.

-I'II take this.

Okay.

-Uh, and this one.

-Sure.

Hey, that one's cooI.

Eh, no probIem.

You can have any fish you Iike.

(LAUGHS )

That's so cooI.

(GRUNTS ) Let me take

a Iook in that bucket.

(GRUNTS )

-BaiIey, wiII these fish...

-Say no more.

I'm way ahead of you on this one, paI.

ActuaIIy, I heard your stomach going,

''Whoop, boing!''

Just a IittIe bit of magic. Whoa, NeIIy!

Hot dogs, burgers, cakes and pies,

crackers, ice cream, corn and fries.

Wow!

-This is so awesome.

-Now, Iine up to be eaten.

Wow, fries!

(GRUNTS )

Mmm!

Hey, corn. What's popping, man?

Try it, try it, try it.

(BAILE Y CHUCKLES )

Mmm!

Master, think about it.

You'II never go hungry again.

And it's free. That's the best part.

No biII to pay.

Hmm?

(LAUGHS ) Don't forget to save

some room for ramen.

(LAUGHING ) No MSG. Enjoy!

Look at that. You eat Iike a pig.

(RAYMOND BURPS )

(GROANS )

RAYMOND:
I'm gonna pop.

(BAILE Y YAWNS )

-RAYMOND:
BaiIey?

-Hmm?

RAYMOND:

You know, I've never been on a pIane.

BAILE Y:
Ah?

I've aIways wondered

what it feeIs Iike to fIy.

Oh, it's great. Wait a minute.

-You say you want to fIy. Ha ha!

-Hey, where are you going?

(GRUNTS ) Master, over here.

You've got to check this out.

-Whoa! What a cooI pIane.

-Not bad, huh?

-Can I fIy in this thing?

-What, are you kidding?

Of course you can. Come on, get in.

-Are you serious?

-I'm aIways serious.

BAILE Y:
Okay, Tower,

we are cIear for takeoff.

HoId on, Master.

Here we go!

(BAILE Y LAUGHING )

BA/LE Y ON /N TERCO M:

Uh, passengers, we have reached

a cru/s/ng alt/tude of 300 feet.

For your safety, please rema/n seated

at all t/mes.

There seems to be

some turbulence up ahead.

Hey, look here. / can save some fuel.

We'II get in this formation.

RAYMOND:
What did you say?

We're going on vacation?

Ah! Not vacation. Formation.

(GEESE HONKING )

-Hey, BaiIey.

-What?

Can I show these fish

to my friends at schooI?

I know they'II think they're awesome.

Just say the word. Here goes.

We're on our way.

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