
The Santa Clause 2
(0.00 / 0 votes)- I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar!|- What is it?
Strong reading from|underneath the cap rock, sir!
- Possible oil flow?|- Still analysing.
It's, uh...
Sounds like, uh...
Tiny hammers.
Let's go skating!
- They're coming right at us!|- Take us to Elfcon three!
Take us to Elfcon three.
These guys aren't stopping.
- Take us to Elfcon two!|- Let's go to Elfcon two.
We have a partridge|in a pear tree.
You take us to Elfcon one.|Let's rig for silent running.
- Look alive, everybody!|- OK, we're at Elfcon one.
- I lost it!|- What do you mean, you lost it?
Wait!
What the...?
Uh...
Sir, you're gonna|want to hear this.
Find out where|that music's coming from.
Santa, I've got her|on the locator.
- What now?|- It's just gone.
In the middle of the chorus!
Nobody needs to|know about this.
Maybe we should mention the|Smokey Robinson thing, sir.
We're at Elfcon four.|All clear.
Curtis, what do you say we get|you headphones this Christmas?
It's all right, everybody.|Let's get back to work.
Curtis, you're 900 years old.|Grow up!
Bernard.
You know I didn't break|any of the rules -
according to The Santa Handbook.
The handbook! Curtis, do you|go pee-pee with that thing?
It says elves are encouraged|to listen to music.
It makes them more creative,|more productive and more alert.
Look out!
Aagghh!
- It's OK.|- Let's go!
Is he all right?
Wow! That's gonna leave a mark.
Oof!
Is that Blitzen?|Looks like Prancer.
- Who is that?|- It was Chet.
- A reindeer in training.|- Oh.
Hmph!
Well, please tell me|that it's early in his training.
Wow! Nice fall.
Curtis, when are you|gonna tell him?
Not now!
It's so cold up here.|How can you not be freezing?
You have not seen cold till you|see where my dad lives. It's...
Don't be embarrassed.|My parents are divorced.
- No big deal.|- I'm not embarrassed.
- Why don't you talk about your dad?|- He doesn't like me to.
- It's complicated.|- Is he a spy?
No, he...
He works with toys and these...
Iittle people. Kids.
Can we just do|what we came here to do?
Sure.
All right.
Charlie, this is|really dangerous.
Someone could catch us|at any moment.
Kinda exciting.
Well, you know, Danielle, I may|not come out of this alive.
So, in case we don't|see each other again...
Aagghh!
Are you OK?
Oof!
- Almost done.|- OK. I'm not leaving.
Hello, Charlie.
Hello, Principal Newman.
OK, try it now.
OK, all right.|Here's what we need.
Get one more bolt on that flange|and it's ready for Christmas.
Good work, guys. Whew!
Perfect job on suspension,|you guys.
Thinkin' outside the box.|I love it.
- Do you want a cookie, Santa?|- Do I want a cookie?
Yes! What's fresh?
Oooh!
Sweet, just like you.
Alexander, let's think.
Take the hat off.
Too much counterweight.
Thanks, Santa. You're the man.
That's why they give me the big|belly, so I don't fall over!
Hey, Joey! How's that|static-free-tinsel coming?
Hey, guys, Santa wants to|see the new tinsel.
I could come up there and take|care of this the ugly way.
Or... we go outside|and play some football.
Curtis, you need to|tell him right now!
I don't know.|He's so happy right now.
And why do I have to be|the one to tell him?!
Because I'm the head elf.|I don't give bad news.
It's one of the perks|of my seniority.
Now, tell him!
Come on, pork chop. Bring it on.
Who you callin' pork chop,|meatloaf?
Meatloaf?!
You wanna talk some trash?|I'll talk trash with ya.
- But first, I'm gonna blitz.|- Ready, set!
- I'm comin' after you, buddy.|- Seven swans a-swimming!
Six geese a-laying!
Five golden rings!
Hike!
Hey, who's got the ball?|I can see it. Let go of me.
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