The Santa Clause Page #5

Even if there was, d-didn't | you notice there's no chimney?

Where there's no chimney, | there's no fireplace.

Are you growling at me?

Look, Comet, like I said,

there is nothing left--

That's so weird, 'cause | I know when I did-- that--

No, no, no, no, no! | Hold it!

There's no chimney here. Can you | hear me? No chimney, all right?

Lookin' good, Dad.

You have got to be kidding! | Come on!

Look at the size | of this thing.

Weird! Ow!

Ouch! Oh!

- Santa? | - Scott Calvin.

How come your clothes | are so baggy?

Because Santa is watchin' | his saturated fats.

- How come you don't have a beard? | - Because I shaved!

Do you want this doll or not? | Go back to sleep.

You're supposed | to drink the milk.

Look, I am | lactose intolerant.

And I am just about this close | to taking all those presents | back up the chimney with me.

"Supposed to drink the milk."

Shut your eyes.

Yo!

How do you get in | without a fireplace?

I don't know. | One just kind of appeared.

Awesome!

Oh, boy!

Charlie, look at the clouds over here. | Aren't they pret--

Charlie!

All right. | Mornin', fellas.

Mornin', sport. | We're done, Comet. Ho-ho-ho.

Back to the house.

Merry Christmas to all | and to all a good night.

When I wake up, | I'm gettin' a CAT scan!

- Is this okay, Dad? | - No, it's not okay!

Hey, does this look like home | to you guys?

No, no, no, no, no! | Hey, hey, hey!

Where you goin'? | Come back here! Aww!

In the silence of the night

- When the snow | - Hey, hey!

- Lies soft and still | - Hey, buddy!

- You, sir! Hey! | - You can see a magic light

And hear the ring | of Christmas bells

- Can you hear me? | - Though the night seems long and dark

- It is the earth | - What's that?

- Just gone to sleep | - I don't know.

- I think it's the North Pole. | - The stars that dot

- That's the North Pole? | - The sky above

- Hey, buddy, we need some help. | - Hold you in

- Hello! | - Their precious keep

- What are you doing? | - So close your eyes and come with me

The Christmas bells | will bring you home

Hey, look! | Here comes the new Santa!

And now with song | we fill the night

While magic dances | in the light

To wish you now | and all the year

The joy that comes | with Christmas cheer

- Sit back. | - Hear our voices fill the air

To drive the | winter's cold away

And so our hearts | with all will share

The love that comes | with Christmas day

The love that comes | with Christmas day

The Christmas bells | will bring you home

- Where are all the grown-ups? | - This is so cool.

Stay here.

Hey, kid, kid. | Kid, who's in charge here?

You are. And I'm not a kid. I've | pointy shoes that are older than you.

I'm an elf.

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