The Santa Clause Page #2

I'm dreamin' | of a white Christmas

- Your Christmas will be perfect-- | - Just like the ones I used to know

...with its own | built-in turkey timer.

Where those treetops | glisten

-And now, we return to the most | cherished of Christmas stories, | -And children listen

- Miracle On 34th Street, | starring Natalie Wood and-- | - To hear sleigh bells in the snow--

That is exactly why you want | a high-quality fire extinguisher | right in the kitchen.

Those flames | were really big, Dad.

- Yeah, turkey's funny that way. | - Dad!

'Ey!

It's done.

You like osso buco, Charlie? | They're closed.

You know, Neal's | a real good cook.

Yeah, and you should see him | walk on water.

- You don't like him | very much, do ya, Dad? | - Charlie, yeah--

I was joking, okay? I'm sorry. | I was just kiddin' around.

I like him a lo-- Yeah, sure, | I like him. You know, there--

There's just something | about him that makes me wanna--

Lash out irrationally?

- Where did you hear that? | - From Neal.

I learn a lot from him. | He listens to me.

Yeah. Then he | charges ya for it.

I'm dreaming

- Of a white Christmas | - All right. Denny's.

- Just like the ones I used to know | - It's always open. | - I don't wanna eat here.

- What are you talkin' about? | Everybody likes Denny's. | - Where those treetops

- It's an American institution. | - Glisten

- Are you with Hatsutashi? | - No!

- Dad burnt the turkey. | - Oh, yeah. This way. Come on.

- Right over there. | - Thank you.

- Here we go. | - Burn the turkey?

- Coffee? | - No, thank you, Judy.

What do you say we start out | with cold glasses...

of delicious seasonal | favourite eggnog?

- I don't like eggnog. | - We're out.

- Coffee. Decaf. | - Mm-hmm.

- I'll have chocolate milk, please. | - We're out.

- Plain milk's fine. | - Okay.

- At least we know | they got hot apple pie. | - We did.

Mm-hmm!

This is nice.

"And Mama in her kerchief | and I in my cap...

- I'm dreaming | - "had just settled down | for a long winter's nap.

- Of a white | - "When out on the lawn, | there arose such a clatter,

- Christmas | - "l sprang from my bed | to see what was the matter.

"Away to the window | I flew like a flash.

"With a miniature sleigh and St. | Nich-- and Prancer and Dancer--

...and to all a good night."

- What's that? | - What's what?

"A Rose Suchak ladder"?

It's not a ladder. | I said, "arose such a clatter."

It means, eh, | "came a big noise."

What?

Charlie, "arose" is a word | that means "it came,"

and "clatter" | is a big noise.

Now, please, go to sleep. | Shut your eyes.

How do reindeer fly? | They don't have any wings.

- Fairy dust? | - That's from Peter Pan, Dad.

- Horns. | - Antlers.

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