The Sandlot: Heading Home Page #2
- PG
- Year:
- 2007
- 96 min
- 710 Views
always wake someone gently.
- Gently.
- How about seeking medical attention, doofus?
The average ambulance
takes four minutes...
to respond to the scene
of an accident.
Kick in the family jewels,
lot faster.
- We're gonna get this guy help.
- Why are you in charge?
- Yeah, why are you in charge?
- Since when?
- I'm the tallest.
- What's that got to do with anything?
I am the smartest.
I think you mean shortest.
I'm the biggest.
- I think you mean fattest.
- Fattest.
- I say we go with the kick.
- I'm the captain.
- [Boys] What?
- Who made you captain, D. P?
The catcher is always the captain.
- You're not the captain. What about pitcher?
- [Chattering]
- Guys, look. Guys. He's waking up.
- [Groaning]
before it's too late.
[Boy #2] Ask him a question
that everyone knows.
- See if he's okay.
- Good idea.
Who's the greatest
baseball player of all time?
- I am.
- [All] What?
- [Boy] Who are you?
- Tommy Santorelli.
Well, I don't care if you're Steve Garvey.
The answer is Babe Ruth.
- Hello! The Sultan of Swat.
- The King of Crash.
- The Colossus of Clout.
- The home Run King.
- The Babe.
- [Together] The Great Bambino.
No. It's Santa.
- Santa?
- As in Claus?
- [Groans]
- Can I kick him now?
- Go ahead.
- [Man] Back up, kids!
Clear out!
[Panting]
I'm trained for situations like this.
Now, who started it?
Stand back, boys.
I'm goin' in.
[All Groaning]
[Screaming]
Hey! What's goin' on here?
All right, kids, give him some air.
What happened?
[Boy]
He took a fly ball to the forehead.
- Sorry, Uncle Chops.
- Would have been a triple too...
if he hadn't screwed it up.
- In your dreams, fat ass.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Are we gonna have
a situation here?
'Cause we don't want
a situation, do we? Huh?
- [Boys] No.
- Good. What's your name, kid?
Who you calling kid, tubs?
Is that any way to talk
to an officer of the law?
- Where's my P.D. A?
- Your what?
- My blackberry?
- Hey, that's mine.
And it's not blackberry.
It's strawberry-banana.
- Are you serious? I love strawberry.
- Hey!
He's that new kid
who just moved onto Glenview Road.
What are you talking about?
I live in Beverly Hills.
And what's up with this "kid" crap?
Which one of you jacked my phone?
I gotta call my agent.
Don't even think about autographs.
[Boy] Why would we want
your autograph, loser?
Bicentennial?
What's goin' on?
Yeah. We got a situation.
- % % [Woman Singing Lullaby]
- [Moans]
% % [humming]
Where am I?
You're home, sweetheart.
No, I can't be.
I must be dreaming.
Just relax.
You'll feel better in the morning.
Mom.
- It's really good to see you again.
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