The Salt of Life Page #5

Synopsis: Gianni is sixty. He is retired but has not become lazy for all that. In fact he is a helpful fellow who gives a hand to all those who need one: shopping for his wife, walking the pretty neighbor's dog, and so on. Everybody likes Gianni, but is it for the right reasons? Doesn't his wife profit by the situation (she still works so it is only logical that Gianni do all the chores)? Isn't he subject to the excruciating whims of his rich mother?... Sure, everybody LIKES Gianni, but who LOVES him? Agreed, being kind to them, he is the ladies pet, but he does not attract them anymore. That is why, when his macho lawyer friend Alfonso blames him for not having young mistresses "like every other senior Italian male", Gianni, who is beginning to ask himself questions about what it is like to become old, starts chasing dames...
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Gianni Di Gregorio
Production: Zeitgeist Films
  5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
65
Rotten Tomatoes:
84%
NOT RATED
Year:
2011
90 min
$200,146
Website
15 Views


Don't call, I'll be here.

Please, drop by, so we can talk

and give each other

a little more time.

- With great pleasure.

- I'll be waiting, do come!

I will.

Michi?

Come here, please.

My leg!

- Are you okay, Gia'?

- Just fine.

He's looking sharp!

He's got a date!

No, he's probably going

to a christening.

Gianni, what a surprise!

Sorry, I'm in a rehearsal.

Sit down a moment.

- Let's take it from...

- "Presto"?

Come with me,

you'll like where we're going.

Here we are.

Now, please, open that cabinet.

Look, my daughter's a rascal!

She puts it up there

because I'm short,

but you're tall, you can reach it.

That'll teach her!

- Isn't it a little early?

- Don't worry about it.

- And your daughter...

- She's busy, don't worry.

The glasses are in there.

They're so small!

Gianni, you're not drinking?

Don't worry,

they won't stop before midnight.

Thank you.

Could I have a little ice, please?

Thank you.

Thank you.

They don't even respond anymore,

not even a glance.

- What do you mean?

- It's like I'm transparent.

You used to at least get a smile,

now even if you stand naked

in the street...

An old engine, that's been

abandoned for years and gone rusty,

takes time to work again.

Just wait.

What am I supposed

to be waiting for?

As Heraclitus said,

time is a wheel that turns, turns...

If you want some romance,

phone your girlfriend from school

and sort out the problem.

You laugh...

What a wonderful back!

She's a beauty.

Sometimes beauty overwhelms you.

Gianni, did you sleep like that?

It was late...

- What time did you get in?

- I don't know.

- Where were you?

- Just out, walking around.

New jacket,

trousers too, all new!

- Why, don't you like it?

- Sure, but...

I wanted something

for myself for once...

I bought it with my pension money.

Exactly, that's the point.

So it's all spent.

Yes, it's finished - so?

Do you have a lover?

A lover... you're all obsessed

with the lover thing!

Is it a collective psychosis?

Remember you're taking me

to Ikea for curtains today.

- I can't.

- You can't?

What have you got to do?

I have a terrible headache.

Gianni, know what's wrong?

You're drinking too much.

Daddy!

You're asleep?

Why are you sleeping

at this time of day?

No reason.

Are you sad?

- You argued with Mum, right?

- No.

She said you spent all your pension.

How did you spend all that money?

Have you got...

something going on?

Boy, you're touchy!

I'm closing the door,

you're nothing to look at.

- Can't sleep?

- I've got insomnia.

- Make some chamomile tea.

- No, it's gross.

- Everything okay, Gia'?

- Yeah, fine.

Have you seen the phone?

No.

Have you seen it?

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Valerio Attanasio

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