The Royal Tenenbaums Page #3

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This isn't really

a tax issue, is it?

That's true, uh...

I don't know why

I put it that way.

Let me think about it, Henry.

Hello. Please tell Mr. Royal

this is the Pagoda.

Lobby.

Thank you, Dusty.

You're welcome.

Good morning, Jerry.

Hmm...

Oh, there's a call for you,

Mr. Tenenbaum.

Who is it, Frederick?

A Mr. Pagoda.

What do you got?

The black man asked her

to be his wife.

No sh*t?

What did Ethel say?

She think about it.

I don't like the sound of this

one damn bit, Pagoda.

I mean... Lord knows

I've had my share

ofinfidelities

but she's still my wife.

And no damn two-bit,

chartered accountant

is going to change that.

Hi.

Hey, Pagoda,

give us a hand, huh?

Chas?

What's going on?

We got locked out

of our apartment.

Did you call a locksmith?

Uh-huh.

Well, I don't understand.

Did you pack your bags

before you got locked out

or how did you?

It's not safe over there.

Excuse me for a moment.

What are you talking about?

The apartment.

I have to get

some new sprinklers

and a backup

security system installed.

But there are

no sprinklers here, either.

Well, we might have

to do something about that, too.

Okay.

Isn't this fun, huh?

Isn't this great?

Feels like we're camping.

When are we going home?

Huh?

Hey, look at this.

Pretty cool, huh?

# Who am I supposed to be? #

Who put that in here?

#... Look at me #

# What am I supposed to be? #

Okay.

Well, I will see you boys

in the morning.

- Good night.

- Good night.

Good night.

# Look at me #

You know what?

I think I'm going

to sleep in here with you.

That way...

...we can all be together.

# Oh, my love #

# Oh. #

What kind of side effects

can be expected?

Well, there are

a number of possibilities.

Severe nausea and dizziness

are standard.

A certain percentage of patients

may also experience seizure.

You mean, like flopping around

on the floor and everything?

In some cases.

You have a visitor, my darling.

Who is it?

It's me, sweetie.

Raleigh says you've been

spending six hours a day

locked in here,

watching television

and soaking in the tub.

I doubt that.

I don't think that's

very healthy, do you?

Nor do I think

it's very intelligent

to keep an electrical gadget

on the edge of the bathtub.

I tie it to the radiator.

Well, it can't be very good

for your eyes, anyway.

Chas came home.

What do you mean?

He and Ari and Uzi

are going to stay

with me for a little while.

Why are they allowed

to do that?

I don't know exactly

but I think he's been

very depressed.

So am I.

So are you, what?

But why is this necessary?

'Cause I'm in a rut,

and I need a change.

Hang on.

Taxi!

That cab has a dent in it.

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