The Road to Wellville Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1994
- 118 min
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that I'm hallucinating.
Just kneel in the bath, please,
Mr. Lightbody.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Ever since I got here, I keep seeing...
I came here with my wife, you know.
Oh, yes, I know.
She's on the second floor, room 212.
She won't be staying here?
Oh, no. All couples are
kept separate here, Mr. Lightbody.
- They are?
- Of course.
Our patients need complete rest.
Any sexual stimulation could be fatal.
Now, I want you to relax.
- What is that?
- This... is a colonic wash.
It is hot paraffin,
soap and tepid water.
Now, bend over a little bit please.
There. Just relax, Mr. Lightbody...
and we will purge you
of all that ails you.
Oh, but I don't even eat meat.
Not anymore, anyway.
Just relax. It'll all be over
in a second.
No, l... Honestly, lately it's just
beet tops and savory broth.
Your intestines are probably putrid
with disease and germs.
Nurse Graves...
I have to confess to you
that I'm very sexually stimulated.
I think that I have an erection.
Clean thoughts make for clean bowels,
Mr. Lightbody.
Please, just try and think of me
as one of nature's nuns...
here at the temple of health.
One card, my dear sir.
Is your wife still available?
It's room 25, sir.
Ah, Charles! You made it!
So sorry I couldn't be there
to meet you.
But I was busy cultivating
the garden of business.
are the very princes of this town.
Pillars. Important people.
How are your lodgings?
Disgusting. Why didn't you
put me up here?
Tut, tut, Charles.
We're on a budget.
We can't throw your good aunt's money
around now, can we?
- But you're staying here!
- Show, Charles. All show.
For the gentlemen at the table.
Did you bring Mrs. Hookstratten's check?
Yes, and she's very anxious to hear
about the factory site you've acquired.
- Ah, the factory.
- And the ovens.
Ah, the ovens. There's been
a slight hiccup. There are no ovens.
But you wrote that the Vita-Malta flake
factory came with ovens.
There are no ovens, because,
alas, there is no factory.
There's no factory?
Bender, in your letter...
Goodloe. Charles, please.
Call me Goodloe.
We are partners, after all.
Would you like a brandy?
I don't want a brandy!
I want an explanation!
It's true, I almost had a factory.
But the thief I was dealing with
wanted rather too much for the lease...
and I lacked the necessary spondulicks.
- Spondulicks?
- Capital, Charles.
Money. As in "running short of."
Do you mean that you have spent
the whole of the start-up money already?
Please, please. Not in front of company.
Step into my office.
I know you're probably tired
after the trip.
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