The Ridiculous 6 Page #4

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Did he happen to mention

a singing windmill?

He did mention a singing windmill.

He said it sounded like a choir of angels.

Where'd he say it was?

He said that it was in a place

where he made his biggest score.

Whatever that was.

And then he laughed.

He liked to laugh...

and have handstand sex.

Yeah, we gotta get past that.

I miss him.

But he did leave me something

to remember him by.

What's this?

A nio, Ramon.

I have a brother?

Oh, Burro, we had many adventures

together, you and me.

We're not getting any younger.

At least we have our memories.

Remember the two girls,

the sisters, in Deadwood?

You liked the fat one.

You know it's true.

Ramon Lopez?

S.

I just came from conversating

with your mother, Esmerelda.

We stumbled upon the fact that

your dad and my dad...

are the same fella.

Oh, that's neat.

Yeah.

Same father.

Half-brothers.

What do you think about that, Burro?

So, how is Dad?

Well, he went and got himself kidnapped,

and I need to come up with $50,000

to save his life.

That's a lot of pesos.

Sure is.

That's why I'm fixin'

to rob the bank here in town.

Hang on.

My father is in trouble.

My brother, he needs my help.

I'll rob the bank with you.

I must do this alone.

What's happening right now?

Ever since I'm pequeo,

I dream about spending

one magical day with mi padre,

sharing meals,

introducing him to the burro.

I will not let go of you

until you say I can help you.

Will you stop brushing me

if I say yes?

Yes.

Then you can help.

That means he likes you.

That's a good amount of money

you want us to lend you.

Now, normally, we would require

two forms of identification, madam,

but that won't be necessary in your case.

I feel kinda guilty about this, Burro,

taking money from nice people.

I mean, it's not like

you're some greasy Mexican.

I feel less guilty now.

What are you doing?

This is a bank!

Get that donkey out of here!

It is a burro, seor.

I don't care, "seor. "

Get it out!

All right.

Vmonos.

The burro don't want to vmonos.

Well, I don't really care

what the burro wants.

Get out of my bank, you beast!

I know what you're thinking,

but not yet.

Hold it.

Move!

How is this jackass stuck?

If it got in here,

it can certainly get out!

It doesn't make sense,

it's not logical.

They got it locked up good,

do they?

Oh! You are leaving!

Gall dang,

he felled on his pooper!

- That makes no sense!

- I apologize.

- I don't know how many times I could...

- Hey, friend.

Need any help gettin' her out?

She's not

really stuck, amigo.

She's just a diversion.

She's a virgin?

I'm a virgin, too...

unless you count canty-loupes.

I believe that,

but she's a diversion

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