The Relationtrip Page #4

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- Yes, the desert.

- Okay.

Let's go to the desert.

We'll get a house,

we'll hang out.

Like a couple of cool

independent people people.

Perfect.

- Logistics.

- Talk to me.

- Two bedroom.

- Duh.

- And a pool.

- Double duh.

- And an espresso machine.

- Sold.

When do you wanna go?

- So, to recap.

- Mm-hmm.

We're just two totally normal,

totally cool,

independent people people

doing our own totally

normal, totally cool

independent people

people thing together.

Exactly.

No funny business.

Thank you. No deep conversations

over storied pasts.

Yeah, right. While looking

up into the night sky.

This is called a friendship

friend trip.

A friendship

friend trip.

I like it.

It's a little hard to say,

we'll workshop.

- I kind of felt that, too.

- Okay.

We'll work on it.

Allow me.

Thank you.

[straining]

- Titties.

- Got it?

Yes.

Friendship friend trip!

[upbeat music playing]

We'll workshop that, too.

I'll work on that.

Okay. Is it more like a

cactus or Cameron Diaz?

Cactus.

Cactus or...

plastic bag?

Plastic bag.

Okay.

Plastic bag or...

a condom?

Ooh, ooh. Uh...

Mm... condom.

- [Beck] Ee...

- Yep.

[Beck] Okay.

Condom or...

A balloon animal?

Definitely balloon animal.

- Really?

- Yep.

Okay. A balloon animal or...

Oh! A child-sized

froggy inner tube.

Got it!

She got it!

- Come on, this is what you picked?

- Yeah.

What else am I gonna pick

in the car?

That's freaking true.

Well... made it out

alive.

- That bad?

- Oh, yeah.

Grossest bathroom ever.

I believe someone was

recently murdered in there.

Yeah, I could have

told you that.

Wait a second.

Is that why you

brought me out here?

[gasps dramatically] No!

The Rest Stop Killer

strikes again!

[Beck screaming]

Love

I'm never gonna

Fall in love

No, I don't ever want that

Rub your back

Share my snack

Stupid love

I like you

But I am never gonna

Like, like you

Better believe I'll never Lose

a freaking ounce Of sleep

Wondering if you

Like me, too

Oh, lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love

Is so du-du-du-du-dumb

I just li-li-li-li-li-li-like

To be left al-lo-lo-lo-lone

Lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-love

Is so du-du-du-du-dumb

Please leave me alone

[music stops]

Dude!

Most legitimate.

Internet.

Nice.

[Liam] I think they said

something about a rock.

[Beck] You mean, one of those

rocky highway thingies?

Right. To find it,

I have to...

[Beck laughs]

[Beck] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Found it.

- Oh.

- Kenefick rock.

- Uh?

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

As good as the photos?

Yeah. Better.

Oh, heck yeah.

- Jellyfish that out.

- Jellyfishing. Okay.

Wow. What a terrible view.

[Liam] Totally.

You really found a house

with an espresso machine?

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