The Relationtrip Page #2

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I want peanut butter

But not that chunky sh*t

I want it smooth and brown

Like I like my b*tch

I want jelly

Cream and strawberry

Put it on some white bread

And do it in a hurry

I want some peanut butter

And some jelly on a sandwich

I want some peanut butter

And some jelly on a sandwich

I want some peanut butter

And some jelly on a sandwich

I want some...

Okay, now, like the big,

tall, like jerk a**hole guy.

Yo, don't tell me

What to do

Go make it yourself

And make me one, too

Potato bread

Is what I like it on

It's really soft

And it's got it going on

And, man

You must be tripping, son

Chunky is the sh*t

And creamy is done

I like grape jelly

I'm a picky-ass dude

Now get off your ass

And bring me my food

I want some peanut butter

And some jelly on a sandwich

I want some...

[both giggling]

Cool show.

- Yeah.

- Mm.

Seriously.

It was hilarious.

Glad you found it funny.

That whole bit with

the, uh...

the voicemail.

So meta.

Right.

Yeah. No, well, yeah.

I workshopped that

for a while,

and I got a positive

response, so...

Yeah. I mean, it really

sets up the whole

loser friendless character

clinging to his past thing.

Yeah.

That voicemail's real?

Are you ki...

- I'm so sorry!

- It's okay.

Oh, stupid!

Well, you have to admit,

it was kind of funny.

Do I? Is it?

I mean, my best friend told me

he doesn't have time for me

through a PA system in a roomful

of judgmental elitists.

It's a little funny. Yeah, okay.

I'm with you.

- Kind of funny.

- Yeah.

- Also kind of sucks.

- Mm-hmm.

I... Sh*t, I can't believe

you still played.

I just didn't want

Shane to yell at me.

He whispers when he yells.

It's like a thousand

times scarier.

I can see that.

Well, I really liked it.

Thanks.

Also, I really like

PB and Js.

Oh.

Kind of a connoisseur.

A connoisseur of PB and J?

I'm no connoisseur.

Buddy and I just used to get really

high and want PB and J, that's all.

Ooh. I'm PB and jelly.

Like jealous?

No, I understood it.

I just didn't wanna...

- That was just bad.

- That was just bad. Yeah.

Don't explain the jokes.

Okay.

Um, well...

- Cool show.

- Thank you.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

Hey, here's to my only fan,

and apparently my

new best friend.

Mm. I am Beck.

Liam.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

So Bobby just got us invited to

this warehouse party downtown,.

Apparently there's

a hundred year old leprechaun

that's drinking Rose out of

an ice dick lute.

But like a real leprechaun.

- Not a fake leprechaun.

- I get it. I get it.

- I mean...

- Really, it's too much.

Oh.

Hi.

Hi. Heh.

Cool, guys. I think

Liam and I are just gonna go

grab some tacos or something.

Oh, cool. You and, um...

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