The Rainbow Thief Page #3

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In German:
Kartoffel!

The Potato Bug might seem to be

a small, insignificant insect.

The uninitiated might be fooled...

...and mistake him for one of

God's humble creatures.

What a tragic error!

Ladies and gentlemen, the insect

and God never met!

They have nothing in common.

And totally ignore one another's

existence.

The Potato Bug is a monster...

...and the Devil's own creation!

You!

I can read your mind.

It seems totally harmless to you.

But watch!

It takes only a few days...

...for this harmless, potato

eating abomination...

...to annihilate the fruit

of years of labor!

But fear not!

Bravo!

Introducing Colonel Heywood,

the World's Smallest Colonel!

Here to show us the efficiency

of Dorikill!

Get your Dorikill, ladies and

gentlemen! Get your Dorikill!

It's a unique secret formula!

It's a volcanic powder matured

in the very bowels of the Earth!

Get your Dorikill here! You'll

never find anything like it!

It's here! For you! Now!

Ladies and Gentlem...

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Hey...

My name is Dima.

-Pleased to meet you, Dima.

Can I give you a hand? Can I carry this?

That's very kind of you.

Don't drop it, or they'll fire me.

Follow me.

My Victrola!

He stole my Victrola! Thief! Thief!

I will never forget the day

you got lost down here.

After all these years, only a miracle

could bring you back alive now.

There is an obsolete word

called "faith".

Faith, Meleagre! And

the miracle of love.

Where's that fool, Dima?

I need a pint of beer!

Ahoy, matey! Shipwrecked, I see.

-Damn you!

A victim of another maritime disaster.

Out goes the bad air.

In goes the good air.

I've warned you to keep an

eye on those water levels.

Out goes the bad air.

In goes the good air...

Get off me, you vacantless fool!

Fear not! I shall never reprimand

nor harm you again. I forgive you.

May the fleas from a thousand

camels infest your armpits!

Crescendo, Dima, crescendo!

For today is a day of Revelation!

-A good day to die!

Let go of me!

Mystery is not death.

My friend...

It was here, in the depths of the

sewers, the revelation came to me!

Let us forget our quarrels of the past!

Let us rejoice!

For now Meleagre's here to steer you on!

So that you in turn may

steer the world...

...out of the greatest deluge

ever known!

I don't want to steer you anywhere

And you? You're going to steer me?

You're scared out of your

pants when you piss!

You have no gratitude, see.

No gratitude!

Who brought you down here,

you and your real dog?

Who found you shelter?

I did!

Who brings food everyday?

Dima does! Dima!

You understand nothing!

Into the abysmal pit must you fall

before you see the abysmal blue.

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