The Purge: Election Year Page #3

Excuse me.

Well...

You were a lot more respectful

back when you were shoplifting here.

You know, I distinctly remember

one time, you called me "sir."

Oh, bullshit.

But listen, I just want to say thank you.

You're my family, Joe.

I appreciate that. Thank you, Laney.

I want men in there.

I want men in there.

I want a lot of men back there.

She's got some security,

but I'm revamping the entire thing.

We got new barricades on all the doors,

all the windows back and front.

Looks safe.

Chief, if you tell me it's safe one more

time, I'm gonna throw you down the steps.

Please don't do that.

Men here. Men here.

We got a security monitor system

in this room.

We got eyes and ears on everything.

This is her safe room.

She is not to leave her safe room.

No one is to go inside her safe room.

Do we understand each other?

This is a mess.

She's not gonna be happy about it.

I don't care if she's happy, Chief.

And I want to go on record

as saying this is a bad idea.

No matter what we do here, this house

and this Senator are at risk on Purge Night.

- You understand me?

- Duly noted.

Let's lock it down.

"Let's lock it down."

It's just me and you, pal.

Tell me what you want me to do. I'm there.

Go downstairs, make sure

they take care of the doors.

- Keep an eye on that guy.

- Done.

The NFFA has created predatory capitalism

where profit-making

is the essence of democracy.

We've come to D.C. to make some changes.

That was Dante Bishop.

Like his predecessor Carmelo Johns...

Joe's Deli.

...Dante is suspected of eliminating

wealthy NFFA supporters on Purge Nights.

Excuse me?

And many are wondering

why he has come to Washington this year.

Wait, wait. Hold it. Wait a minute.

Why are you raising my rates now? Today?

Do you know what today is?

Yeah, but look, I...

Yeah... I can't afford that.

What do you mean, you're sorry?

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Let me speak to your... Your super...

Son of a... Son of a b*tch!

Joe?

What the hell's going on?

The damn insurance company.

They just raised the premium

on my Purge coverage. By thousands.

The day before the damn Purge.

If I don't pay it by tomorrow,

I have no Purge coverage for this store.

They can't do that.

Yeah, well, they just did it.

Just lock the place down, Joe.

Yeah, but that's not enough.

If I have no insurance, I am screwed.

I'll just have to protect this place myself.

- Are you crazy?

- That's not a good idea, boss.

Look, we love this place, too, Joe.

I've been coming here since I was born.

But it's just stuff. It can be replaced.

You can't be.

Yeah, but what about what you do

on Purge Night, Laney?

Huh?

Is that not the pot calling

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