The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1970
- 125 min
- 440 Views
Madame would like to know
when you can be ready.
-Ready?
-To leave for Venice.
All the arrangements
have been made.
You will spend
one week there with Madame--
This is all
very flattering...
but surely
there are other men...
better men.
To tell truth...
you were not
the first choice.
We considered
Russian writer...Tolstoy.
Oh, that's more like it.
The man's a genius.
Too old.
Then we considered
philosopher...Nietzsche.
Well, absolutely
first-rate mind.
Uh-uh, too German.
Then we considered
Tchaikovsky.
Oh, you couldn't go
wrong with Tchaikovsky.
We could, and we did.
lt was catastrophe.
Why?
We don't know.
Because Tchaikovsky--
how shall l put it?
Women...not his glass of tea.
Oh, pity, that.
Madame is very happy
with her final choice.
Madame must not be too hasty.
She must remember
that l am an Englishman.
So?
You know what
they say about us.
lf there's one thing
more deplorable...
than our cooking,
it's our lovemaking.
We are not the most
romantic of people.
Perfect.
We don't want
sentimental idiots...
falling in love,
committing suicide.
One week in Venice
with Madame...
she goes back to
St. Petersburg with baby...
you go back to London
with fiddle.
An equitable arrangement.
About my medical history...
when you asked me,
l neglected to mention...
one small detail.
There is hemophilia
in my family.
Huh?
We're all bleeders.
Madame says not to worry,
she will not scratch you.
Well, that's reassuring
to know, but there--
Madame says you talk too much.
You find her attractive
or no?
Well, l...
Oh, excuse me.
What does ''prokyzhynik''
mean?
lt does? l am? Thank you.
l repeat question.
You find Madame
attractive or no?
Oh, l find her
most attractive...
for a woman, that is.
Then no problem.
Maybe a slight one.
You see, l am not a free man.
Not free?
But you are bachelor.
A bachelor living
with another bachelor...
for the last five years.
Five very happy years.
What is it you are
trying to tell us?
Well, l hoped l could
avoid the subject...
but some of us,
through a cruel...
caprice of Mother Nature--
Get to point.
The point is
that Tchaikovsky...
is not an isolated case.
You mean you
and Dr. Watson...
He...is your glass of tea?
lf you want to be
picturesque about it.
...Tchaikovsky?
Believe me, Madame,
the loss is all mine.
But l would rather
disappoint you now...
than disappoint you
in a gondola in Venice.
lt would have been...
catastrophe!
Watson.
Watson, are you coming?
What is it, old boy?
We're going home.
Home? Not a chance.
Not the slightest,
not the remotest chance.
Toodle-oo!
Hey!
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