The Prince & Me II: The Royal Wedding Page #2

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Sorry, what was the question?

I was... I was busy.

I see.

I don't know why my father

insists I go with him.

- I've always detested those meetings.

- Yes, sir.

Perhaps it has something

to do with the fact that,

I don't know, you're going

to be king someday.

Yes, don't remind me, Soren.

You're very lucky you're not me,

let me tell you.

If you want to change places, sir,

call me day or night.

You know my mother's

gonna go crazy

when she finds out

what happened today.

It's a speech I definitely

don't want to hear.

I need to get out of Denmark,

Soren. I need to clear my head.

Oh, yes, and where would you like

to clear your head this time, sir?

I hear the slopes are opening

early in St. Moritz this year.

Monte Carlo has opened a new casino.

Dropping a few hundred thousand

kroner always seems

to have worked miracles in the past.

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Oh, please. Come on, take your

top off for us. Come on, Just once.

- Wisconsin?

- Yes.

Why there, son?

Because I've never spent

much time in America before.

And I'd rather go

to the heart of the country

where I can meet ordinary Americans.

Plus, there's a well-respected

university with interesting programs

and a wide variety

of extracurricular activities.

But this is absurd.

Look, I see this as a real

opportunity to find myself.

Oh, Edvard, please.

This is just another

in a series of escapades.

Which, by the way, we finance.

Inevitably ending up with you

in some tabloid, embarrassing us

and forcing you to come back

to the palace to hide yourself

until you convince us you have to go

and find yourself yet again.

If I'm the embarrassment

you believe me to be,

then maybe you should cut me off.

- Well, what are you saying?

- I'm saying I want to go and I'm going.

And I neither require your money

nor your permission.

- Edvard!

- I will do this on my own, Mother!

Let him go.

We've tried everything else,

and it doesn't work, so...

Frankly, it's encouraging

he even wants to try.

Soren. You will go with him.

Me, Your Majesty?

On my own?

Surely there's a caretaker

better suited than...

I will arrange for our departure.

- Hey!

- Slow down.

Just look at them all, Soren.

Thousands upon thousands of young,

crazy college girls getting drunk

- and taking their tops off.

- Yes, sir, what a treat for us

that it's happening here

in America's dairy land.

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