The Preppie Connection Page #4

-Your mom's a c*nt.

-Her mom loves you.

My mom doesn't love anybody.

I'm guessing, you haven't

done this before.

Come on, Tobs.

It's not gonna hurt.

-Isn't that amazing?

-Look at the moon.

-You feel good.

-You feel really good.

-I don't feel...

-Laura's gonna get addicted.

-No, I'm not.

-You're gonna get addicted.

Shut up!

Something you could

do every day, right?

Wait, the way

you talk is like...

It's like perfect.

It's...

That's exactly how I'm feeling.

Classic.

F***in', turn that f***in'

thing off, you f***in' moron.

Why is it so hard to get?

Because everybody wants it.

Yeah, man, you need...

You need like real...

Real connections to get

this sh*t, you know.

I... I could probably

get some more.

From who?

Y... You're bros in New Haven?

Sh*t, Jack, they wouldn't sell

you anything more

than some stepped on

f***in' Tide.

Those aren't my

only connections.

Come on, man.

I mean...

You'll never get your hands

on good coke.

If anybody can get it

Toby can.

Okay!

Okay!

So now I'm the bad guy?

Pussycat! Pussycat!

Come here, pussycat!

-Where are you going?

-I can't tell you.

It's freezing!

What?

Don't worry.

He's from Maine.

You're crazy.

With the balls

of a polar bear!

It really makes you think.

You know?

It makes me stop thinking.

My God!

I'm in love with you.

I know.

Where have you been?

-School.

-Doing what?

Homework.

What you... hold on.

You want us to believe

you were doing homework?

Your hair's wet.

You know, I... I'm finally

making the kind of friends

you guys want me to make

a... and now, he's giving me

a hard time.

Doing what?

What were you doing?

I was studying!

Just with some friends.

That's a load

of malarkey.

Were you Tobias?

Yeah, I said I was, alright.

Stay out of my f***in' business.

Hey! Hey!

What?

You don't speak

to your mother like that!

You understand?

We have every right to ask

where have you've been.

You just got suspended.

Now, look, you can't

you just can't afford

this kinda trouble.

Then again, we can't really

afford anything.

Right?

No money, no connections.

A pretender. A poser.

That's all I was.

-Hello?

-Dennis, hey.

Hey, man, what's goin' on?

Hey, man. I need your help.

He told me he'd handle it

and I didn't want to know how.

A good friend would've

probably stopped him.

But I wasn't a good

friend anymore.

I didn't know what I was.

Sh*t! What happened?

Next time I'll just hide

the money first.

You alright?

Yeah, I'm okay.

-Good.

-Here.

Thanks.

What's this?

It's the coke.

-What?

-Yeah.

I stole it from 'em.

F***ing pricks.

Dennis!

My God!

Thank you so much.

Yeah.

God, okay...

When we go in there, I need you

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